Is there one around here? I took a look outside and all I saw was a forest.
...well, see, I'm not. This whole thing just... still bugs me and all, but here's a biology lesson for you.
I'm a Troll, Mike, in case you forgot. And the thing about Trolls is that, from the day we're hatched, we're raised to be alright with killing things. We're supposed to be raised into soldiers that serve our empress— well, were supposed to be raised. We're... kind of almost extinct now, our former leader's probably dead too by now.
But the point I'm making here is that I'm not like humans, that were raised to "cherish" innocent life. Trolls were raised to kill and not care, so... that's how I'm still getting along. The bloodshed still freaks me out, though, and I still regret killing all those people, but...
Sorry, this probably isn't helping you at all.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean......
("FUCK! OF COURSE THAT WASN'T GOING TO HELP! "YEAH, SEE, I'M BETTER OFF THAN YOU BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY PART KILLING MACHINE, SO I'M FINE WITH THIS." NO, DUMBASS! HE NEEDS SOMEBODY THAT CAN RELATE TO HIM! SOMEONE LIKE...")
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Hey, I'm not doing such a good job at this whole... trying to help you out here thing. Let's lay that fact out on the table for us all to see. It probably doesn't help that I'm not so relatable to all this, either, so... How's about I get Solaire in on this? I saw him out earlier, and he might have an idea of how he'll work past this that can help you.
-Nods-
Alright, thanks.
-Looks down at himself-
...don't think I really wanna go out in my suit, though, considering how bad it's gotten. Might be a stretch, but considering it's got bedrooms and a kitchen, does this place come stocked with clothes too?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Oh, I'm starving.