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trip Since: Mar, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132802: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:34:01 PM

See, you say that now. But you're gonna find yourself in a situation where some cosmic fuck with crab claws for eyes is unraveling the flesh on your face like yarn, and you're gonna think to yourself "Fuck, I wish I had some sort of knowledge base from which I could draw upon to help deal with this situation."

Here.

-He hands her a booklet-

Normally I'd demand payment, but since you're hot as fuck and I already called you an Alien by mistake, this one's on me.

edited 12th Jun '14 9:34:22 PM by MacDuffy

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#132803: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:35:12 PM

(Junon nods in response to the man.)

Junon: @Tinfoil Man: ...Sort of.

(She begins talking about the Worms from her world. Basically, they are cosmic horrors from another dimension that are very good at hiding. If enough of them get in one place, they can merge into a biomass as large as a small asteroid.)

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#132804: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:36:12 PM

Yeah? Alright. Suit yourself.

-stares blankly at Imuka-

...Yeah, I'm fine with my laser knife.

-to Alpha- I brought donuts and got arrested. What's new with you?

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#132806: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:36:51 PM

Well...I found Mister Ragna with this man here...and I think there was a discussion about ghosts or...aliens somewhere.

(takes the booklet)

Thank you very much Mister. I should at least pay you something....um, here.

(you got 20 World Dollars)

edited 12th Jun '14 9:37:20 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Imca (Veteran)
#132807: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:37:58 PM

It is a very good knife yes.

-The sword dissolves in her hands like it was never even there-

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132808: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:39:32 PM

-Listens-

Fuck.

See, that? That's the kind of messed-up bullshit I deal in. That's the kind of thing you tell other scientists and they're like "You're completely insane," and you're like "FUCK you," and you kick them in the nuts and run off.

-Writes down an entry for "Fucking Insane Combining Ninja Worms" in his notepad-

-Looks down at the money-

Hey, thanks! You're a pretty cool hot chick.

edited 12th Jun '14 9:40:51 PM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#132809: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:42:50 PM

Yes. If anything goes wrong, I want someone I can trust with me.

39.6 days since your departure, several new organics arrived. They took to causing disruptions within the nearby town. Their current status is unknown.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#132810: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:48:35 PM

Oh... maybe we should check that out.

I — you — I —

When should we go?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#132811: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:49:56 PM

-looks at Tin Man-

...Is this guy bothering you Dizzy?

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#132812: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:50:25 PM

The sooner the better.

We have not seen sign of them around this room for 2.3 days. We did not venture out to further ascertain their location, as our presence was required here, awaiting a window of communication with you.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#132813: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:51:04 PM

You're goddamn right, it's a good knife. Best knife there is.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132814: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:52:25 PM

-Looks at Fen-

-and her White Hair-

-another marked one-

Miss Other Fucking Hot Chick, are you aware that your hair is white?

'Cause if not, don't panic or anything, but your hair's white.

trip Since: Mar, 2012
#132815: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:52:25 PM

Ragna is just slamming his head against a wall at this point.

Imca (Veteran)
#132816: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:56:12 PM

Want to go get a drink? And you can tell me why you bother Madam Fen?

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#132817: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:56:57 PM

Yeah I know. I was born like that.

My name is Fen, it'd be nice if you called me that.

edited 12th Jun '14 9:58:22 PM by Azure

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#132818: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:57:31 PM

Sure, sounds like a plan.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132820: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:59:26 PM

-Oh, okay, so she's not a victim of supernatural bullshittery-

-She's just a freak-

I didn't have a name, so I just went by appearance.

What nationality is that name, anyway? Irish?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#132821: Jun 12th 2014 at 10:00:26 PM

C'mon.

-heads outside to-

-good god-

-that is a fucking stylish motorcycle-

Check out my bike.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#132822: Jun 12th 2014 at 10:00:37 PM

I...wouldn't say "bother" but...

...we should go...

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Imca (Veteran)
#132823: Jun 12th 2014 at 10:02:36 PM

Ohhhhhhhh

-Wow-

-Much impress-

-Very fox girl-

-Such stares-

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132824: Jun 12th 2014 at 10:03:30 PM

You keep that book close, got it? It could save your life.

You know, like, if an alien just went nuts on you or something, and came at you with a battleaxe, you could hit it with that, and there'd be a chance it'd be allergic to paper and die on the spot. There you go. Life saved, free battleaxe. I'm like fucking Obi-Wan Jesus over here.

edited 12th Jun '14 10:04:17 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#132825: Jun 12th 2014 at 10:03:32 PM

Let's go now, then.

We should get some others in on this.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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