I am glad you asked.
-puts hands together-
-sword appears in her hands, and the blade begins to glow once she takes the hilt
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-Dizzy-
That's the catch, isn't it?
I haven't actually had to fucking murder a ghost in a totally awesome way, yet, so I haven't been able to perfect a strategy.
Clearly, a ghost's incorporeal nature makes it difficult to simply push its shit in with a variety of sick chainsaw-bladed weapons, so I've been testing various embalming fluids to see if it adds a damage bonus against intangibles.
Last night I dipped a shiv I made out of a toothbrush and an old condom in some communion wine and thrust it a couple times.
I didn't see anything happen, but I swear I felt like I shanked a bitch on the immaterial plane.
-Junon-
You step on them on the sidewalk. That's common knowledge.
edited 12th Jun '14 9:23:27 PM by MacDuffy
Oh, you mean, like, Alien Worms?
Haven't considered the possibilities of Alien versions of our own earth creatures. If I had to guess, Alien Worms would probably be like eight miles long, have serrated obsidian teeth, and a greater propensity for sexual harassment.
I'll have to write this down for future research.
-Scribbles down on his notepad-
... I'm... I'm going to try and finish our work.
-Looks over at Alpha and Legion-
And I'd like your help.
-Legion stays right beside Alpha-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

I am not alive because I am reckless.