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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132751: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:48:48 PM

Nah. I can't let this mistake slide. I live by a strict code of honor, you see. Samurai shit. And Bulletpoint Three of that code is "Thou shalt not mistake a mutant babe with ass for days for an alien and not provide some sort of compensation in return."

It's in the Bible.

SO. I'm gonna provide a peace offering. Mend the broken bonds between us.

Follow me to the gas station, I'll buy you some gum.

-OFF HE WALKS-

-with Ragna in tow-

edited 12th Jun '14 8:50:41 PM by MacDuffy

trip Since: Mar, 2012
#132752: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:49:29 PM

"-snaps to cloud- I just got chucked by someone else's boss because she didn't show up for work, THEN some guy in tinfoil said a things about... the G word, and THEN he threatened to beat someone to death! So no, I'm NOT alright, thank you very much!"

-dragged-

"-is about to hells fang a bitch-"

edited 12th Jun '14 8:50:14 PM by trip

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#132753: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:51:35 PM

Um...alright then...

(follows Tin Man due to not having much say in the matter)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#132754: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:53:01 PM

(Junon is glad the situation resolved itself. She follows the tinfoil man and the others.)

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132755: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:54:38 PM

-As he walks, he decides to set the record straight-

Now, I had good reason to mistake you for an alien, see. I'm a self-respected member of the scientific community, and I'm on an investigation that's changing the very foundation of society itself.

You like bubblegum, or that faggy mint shit?

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#132757: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:56:59 PM

Uh...either one is fine.

Wh-what're you investigating?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#132758: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:58:08 PM

Junon: @Tin foil man: Can I have bubblegum? What are you investigating?

edited 12th Jun '14 8:58:25 PM by josh6243

Imca (Veteran)
#132759: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:58:41 PM

-Imuka looks at bikers knife-

....

Mine is bigger.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132760: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:58:54 PM

The shit they don't want you to know.

You ever been sitting around doing nothing in particular and you get the distinct feeling that a fucking weird green face is looking into your house through a window you can't see?

That kinda shit's my jurisdiction.

-He purchases BUBBLEGUM for Junon and FAGGY MINT SHIT for Dizzy-

edited 12th Jun '14 8:59:28 PM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#132762: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:00:24 PM

(Junon finds that the man is weird, but finds him good because he's willing to spread information to the masses.)

Junon: @Tinfoil Man: Oh.

(She enjoys her bubblegum.)

edited 12th Jun '14 9:00:58 PM by josh6243

trip Since: Mar, 2012
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#132764: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:01:22 PM

...Okay...

And, no, I can't say I have...

Thank you.

(just holds that mint gum in her hand, doesn't eat it yet)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132765: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:02:56 PM

-Looks at Ragna-

Oh.

You were raped by ghosts as a kid. Is my diagnosis.

Didn't think they started that young. Ghosts are fucking assholes.

That's why the world needs dudes like me, to uncover the truth behind this shit. To prove that it's scientific fact that shit that doesn't exist exists.

And also, if the situation calls for it, to totally flip out and beat the shit out of ghosts and/or aliens.

I'm not saying it's necessary, but if I was, like, backed into a corner or something, I'd totally be able to do it. You should see how I handle nunchucks, man, seriously.

edited 12th Jun '14 9:05:04 PM by MacDuffy

trip Since: Mar, 2012
#132766: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:03:55 PM

"No, not the ghost crap. I meant the gum! And don't talk about ghosts, please."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132767: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:05:35 PM

I can't give you gum. It could tamper with your spectral energies, and I need you for study.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#132768: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:05:38 PM

...

(Necro just kinda glares at Tin Foil man)

(funnily enough, Undine is doing the same thing)

edited 12th Jun '14 9:06:11 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
trip Since: Mar, 2012
#132769: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:07:02 PM

"I was NOT touched by ghosts, okay?! -does not mention TERUMI........-"

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#132770: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:08:54 PM

(Junon continues to listen to the man. She's reminded of the times she has encountered the Ghostrick, the Aliens and the Worms on her journey.)

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#132771: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:09:28 PM

Oh, come on. I wasn't gonna start a fuckin' fight. Jesus Christ.

-to Imuka- Yeah, so? Mine's a laser.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#132772: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:10:09 PM

Hey, look, I'm not racist against ghosts or anything.

It's just that, through a series of personal experiences coupled with extensive scientific research, I can prove that Ghosts as a whole are all fucking assholes.

If we committed genocide on, like, ninety-seven percent of the ghost population, I guarantee you human living standards would improve substantially.

It's a dangerous world of unknowns out there and most of us don't even know about it. You could just melt on a molecular level five seconds from now and no one would know why.

edited 12th Jun '14 9:10:33 PM by MacDuffy

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#132773: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:10:26 PM

I was not sure what you meant by rude. I have to be cautious.

Imca (Veteran)
#132774: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:10:45 PM

So? Mines a Mana Blade.

-her hands begin to glow-

edited 12th Jun '14 9:11:26 PM by Imca

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#132775: Jun 12th 2014 at 9:12:35 PM

I'm not gonna fuckin' shank you just to prove a point, if that's what you were thinking.

-to Imuka- The fuck's a mana blade?

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

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