Woah, woah woah where's all the hate coming from, man?
And besides- I've been seeing sand for a lot of my recent time, so I really didn't know what kind of nowhere we're at.
Haven't quite had the chance to look out the window, yet.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postThen get the fuck out of here and take a look for chrissake!
Wait a minute... kind? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Faint music
begins to play as the voice comes downstairs-
Kind? -A man in an unkempt suit and a mask with an eye patch over it comes down-
Spades Slick ain't a kind man. Now git before I lose my patience and haul you three out by hand.
-Spades Slick is also a man of short stature, standing at a FEARSOME shit metric units 165 cm-
edited 19th May '14 8:48:55 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Your damn right I'm the owner! And as the owner, I'm tellin' you lot to amscray!
You're in a shithole cabin in the middle of nowhere, bub, doesn't take a lot of observation skills to tell that!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean