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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#130526: May 5th 2014 at 1:14:02 PM

That's a start, at least.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130527: May 5th 2014 at 1:15:20 PM

... -sighs- And do you give the supposed "criminal" any chance to defend themselves, or at least give reason for their crime?

For perhaps a lighter sentence?

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130528: May 5th 2014 at 1:15:56 PM

Hey Richard, would you say this is getting dangerously close to Obstruction of Justice?

Why yes, Saul, I do say it is....

TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#130529: May 5th 2014 at 3:41:07 PM

Are you serious?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130530: May 5th 2014 at 3:46:26 PM

What are we stopping you from?

This is not a crime scene, and you are in effect off-duty here.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130531: May 5th 2014 at 3:48:16 PM

Yup. Definitely Obstruction of Justice.

Sir, we advise you that unless you're here to report a crime, you stop asking questions and take your leave.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130532: May 5th 2014 at 3:52:54 PM

-sighs- We are here for a reason.

We got side-tracked on that note...

Our friends have just now ran out of town when coming into... troubles with the law here.

I was hoping to negotiate some compensation we all could provide for the original crime, and then the- rest of my friend's obstruction of practice.

It wasn't my idea for them to- cause disruption. And we can settle this peacefully, while everyone gets out better for it.

Now- I'm not saying I'm going to outright bribe you, as I'm sure you are a respectable body of law, even if you don't have a judicial system... However- how great of a crime was it? Does he really deserve jail?

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130533: May 5th 2014 at 4:08:57 PM

You mean that guy who busted up a hospital!?

...If you're here to bail 'em out, don't bother. They already skipped town on a wagon.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130534: May 5th 2014 at 4:10:53 PM

I already knew that they left town.

But should they need to return then I do seek to compensate for their crimes.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130535: May 5th 2014 at 4:12:09 PM

Or. We could arrest them. And then you can talk bail.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130536: May 5th 2014 at 4:14:19 PM

How bad were the damages in the hospital, may I ask?

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TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#130537: May 5th 2014 at 4:14:58 PM

They're the type to resist arrest. It'd be much easier for everyone involved if we just got bail out of the way now.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130538: May 5th 2014 at 4:15:50 PM

An entire wall was blown out. Equipment was damaged, and some patients were injured.

See, now that'd be the PRACTICAL thing to do.

But not the FUN thing to do.

edited 5th May '14 4:16:29 PM by MacDuffy

TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#130539: May 5th 2014 at 4:17:40 PM

Trust me, it won't be. They are heavily armed and extremely dangerous.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130540: May 5th 2014 at 4:18:01 PM

... Worse than I thought.

What do you think he could do to compensate other than serve jail-time?

We will provide a bail with our next hunt, of course, but what else can we do?

As my friend said- they are the type to... not go into cells easily.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130541: May 5th 2014 at 4:18:29 PM

Don't worry. We're badass. We lift weights.

No, jail time's pretty much the only thing they're gonna get.

Unless you'd prefer we have them executed.

edited 5th May '14 4:19:13 PM by MacDuffy

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130542: May 5th 2014 at 4:22:37 PM

... Is there really no such thing as community service?

Instead of spending their time in a jail cell, they are told to re-build the Hospital walls and pay out of their own pockets for new equipment? And spend time to help those injured as well as others in the hospital?

Or anything that helps the community rather than take up precious jail-space that could be reserved for murderers or repeat offenders?

At the least- if they did something wrong again during this probation, you can put them into jail again for the original amount of time.

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TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#130543: May 5th 2014 at 4:24:09 PM

-says nothing-

-his expression is unreadable under his helmet-

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130544: May 5th 2014 at 4:29:55 PM

Sir, do you realize how little crime we get out here. We are literally here to just warm seats with our asses all day.

Finally, FINALLY, we get the chance to kick the shit out of some miscreants and then verbally abuse them in the slammer. We're not passing this up.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#130545: May 5th 2014 at 4:40:13 PM

-Still on the cart-

...Didn't we leave some people?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130546: May 5th 2014 at 4:42:45 PM

-twitches a little, the brow furrows a lot like Hyde's, Cyrus may notice- ... Are you listening to yourself right now?

Are you actually listening to a bloody word you just said?

How the bloody fuck are you a part of justice when you want any excuse to kick someone down?

Why- I suppose if I started vigilante work because I wanted to punch someone to near-death regularly and call it "justice" everything would be dandy! Maybe I'll even get a big shiny medal for my brutality!

I don't give a damn how often you see crime around here- for your position you should be glad that there isn't crime. It should be a re-assurance that you are doing your jobs well enough that there isn't crime to begin with.

Really- I could just take over your jobs myself and I'd do much better at it!

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TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#130547: May 5th 2014 at 4:44:48 PM

-Cyrus approval +25-

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130548: May 5th 2014 at 4:57:02 PM

.....

.....

.....

.....

.....Obstruction?

Yeah, obstruction.

GET 'EM.

edited 5th May '14 4:57:25 PM by MacDuffy

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#130549: May 5th 2014 at 4:59:57 PM

-and more and more of Hyde is starting to visibly transform onto the originally quarter-way to Hyde look-

Oh you bloody want some?

This isn't a obstruction of justice, my friends... It's a revolution.

-Hyde's distinctive grin shows-

-and he pulls out the Heavy Bowgun- If you want to fight, then come get some. I'm sure I have plenty of rounds for all of you.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#130550: May 5th 2014 at 5:02:16 PM

HE'S GOT A WEAPON.

ASSAULTING AN OFFICER.

ATTEMPTED MURDER.

I'M NOT MORALLY CONFLICTED ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.

-The rush him from all sides-

-In the cramped constabulary-


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