-sighs- We are here for a reason.
We got side-tracked on that note...
Our friends have just now ran out of town when coming into... troubles with the law here.
I was hoping to negotiate some compensation we all could provide for the original crime, and then the- rest of my friend's obstruction of practice.
It wasn't my idea for them to- cause disruption. And we can settle this peacefully, while everyone gets out better for it.
Now- I'm not saying I'm going to outright bribe you, as I'm sure you are a respectable body of law, even if you don't have a judicial system... However- how great of a crime was it? Does he really deserve jail?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... Worse than I thought.
What do you think he could do to compensate other than serve jail-time?
We will provide a bail with our next hunt, of course, but what else can we do?
As my friend said- they are the type to... not go into cells easily.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... Is there really no such thing as community service?
Instead of spending their time in a jail cell, they are told to re-build the Hospital walls and pay out of their own pockets for new equipment? And spend time to help those injured as well as others in the hospital?
Or anything that helps the community rather than take up precious jail-space that could be reserved for murderers or repeat offenders?
At the least- if they did something wrong again during this probation, you can put them into jail again for the original amount of time.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-twitches a little, the brow furrows a lot like Hyde's, Cyrus may notice- ... Are you listening to yourself right now?
Are you actually listening to a bloody word you just said?
How the bloody fuck are you a part of justice when you want any excuse to kick someone down?
Why- I suppose if I started vigilante work because I wanted to punch someone to near-death regularly and call it "justice" everything would be dandy! Maybe I'll even get a big shiny medal for my brutality!
I don't give a damn how often you see crime around here- for your position you should be glad that there isn't crime. It should be a re-assurance that you are doing your jobs well enough that there isn't crime to begin with.
Really- I could just take over your jobs myself and I'd do much better at it!
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-and more and more of Hyde is starting to visibly transform onto the originally quarter-way to Hyde look-
Oh you bloody want some?
This isn't a obstruction of justice, my friends... It's a revolution.
-Hyde's distinctive grin shows-
-and he pulls out the Heavy Bowgun- If you want to fight, then come get some. I'm sure I have plenty of rounds for all of you.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

That's a start, at least.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI