I'M SURE IF A JUDGING PANEL WAS AVAILABLE, THEY'D SCORE MY EPIC FACE CLAWING A TEN OUT OF TEN.
...AW SHIT, I STILL GOT MY BLOOD ON ME! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF—
-The sound of twigs and branches can faintly be heard as Karkat starts wiping his blood off on nearby leaves-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Karkat returns with a mostly clean face and a bunch of firewood-
-Well, mostly clean if you don't stare too hard at the blood he couldn't wipe off his face-
-He's now got a tint of red on his face and palms-
-Starts setting a pyre up-
What kind of proof do we bring back to prove we scored this kill? A bunch of its feathers? Its skull?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-The Kut-Ku's bones are strong-
-Obscenely strong-
-If you hit somebody with one they would probably die-
-You have two options-
-The cave painted red with blood that reeks of death-
-Or the clean, respectable-looking cave-
-Without sudden provocation, the creatures head suddenly SHOOTS out towards Jekyll-

"-did rags get payed-"