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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126826: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:34:18 AM

(Noel shifts uncomfortably)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#126827: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:35:33 AM

-Hyde walks in-

-bottle in one hand-

-cane in the other-

Oh, wonderful! I thought it was here...

When I last checked, anyway.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126828: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:36:14 AM

Oh? H-hello sir.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#126829: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:38:53 AM

... -looks at Noel, sneering-

Who are you?

Let me guess- new here. I'm right, aren't I?

-takes a swig from the bottle in his hand, leaning a little on his cane-

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126830: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:41:41 AM

U-uh...y-yes...

I'm Lieutenant Noel Vermillion. Pleased to meet you.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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#126831: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:45:03 AM

Lieutenant, eh?

Hrmph.

Name's Edward Hyde.

And... yaddah, yaddah- pleased to meet you too.

-looks at his bottle- ... And I guess I ran out on the way over here.

-puts it down on the side- Brilliant.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126832: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:48:10 AM

U-ummmm...

(cannot words with mouth)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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#126833: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:49:30 AM

So. How many?

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126834: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:51:16 AM

H-huh?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#126835: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:52:40 AM

Well- You're a soldier right?

With the rank and uniform.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126836: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:55:02 AM

Uh...yes, yes I am.

But...how many...? What do you mean exactly?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#126837: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:56:29 AM

How many- have you personally killed?

Has to be some reason you're a Lieutenant.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126838: Mar 15th 2014 at 8:58:30 AM

(seems to have a look of horror on her face)

(then a look of self-doubt)

I...haven't killed anyone yet. But...it doesn't mean I won't have to in the future...

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#126839: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:00:52 AM

... Remind me what rank you are again?

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126840: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:05:09 AM

A....A Lieutenant.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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#126841: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:05:53 AM

... And you've killed not a single soul.

That's- impressive.

Really impressive.

You know why?

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126842: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:11:49 AM

Wh-why?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#126843: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:14:38 AM

Because it can either mean-

You did something so goddamn impressive that they gave you a promotion...

Or- everyone in your fucking army doesn't know what the hell to do with ranks.

Or is it that they started running out of officers and decided to give the recruits that managed to survive the longest the promotions?

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126844: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:18:04 AM

U-u-uh, well you see....

...it was something about my ars magus aptitude. I was supposed to have an abnormally high proficiency with them, I think...

edited 15th Mar '14 9:18:13 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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#126845: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:24:05 AM

So- the first one. Basically.

Y'know what's strange? Despite how much you're cowering- I think a little bit of respect just grew.

Of course- a grain of rice is like a fucking elephant to it- but it's there.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126846: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:25:01 AM

Um...thanks.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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#126847: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:27:13 AM

You're bloody welcome.

-looks at the uniform-

So- hot climate, huh?

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126848: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:28:55 AM

Wh-huh? What's that supposed to mean?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#126849: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:31:48 AM

... Well- it's a logical explanation as to why you're wearing a short skirt. Isn't it?

I mean- I heard that our soldiers over in Africa finally figured out that wearing wool in the dead heat is a terrible idea- and they started wearing Khaki, and shorts.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126850: Mar 15th 2014 at 9:34:07 AM

Um...s-s-sure.

("I can't just tell him this is standard uniform...that'd be kinda embarrassing...")

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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