Machine
"The feeble, they beg to the strong, to- -zapped and exploded-"
congrats guys you've incapacitated an scp
Doctor
The Doctor might... hear something.
Well, not really hear physically, but mentally.
"crunch. like crunch. they take crunch. i make crunch. they crunch. they stop moving. crunch.
Hyde
Deeds is still there.
Karkat
"... So maybe one of us was supposed to guard it, so what? It was a slow day!"
You are quite possibly the worst guards.
Ever.
Of all time.
Centuries in the future, your era will be regarded as "the Age of the Rusted Idiots" on account of how horribly terrible you all are at your jobs.
edited 16th Feb '14 9:24:07 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOkay, congratulations, you can shoot things! The fact of the matter is, though, that it's your incompetency that led to your friend getting stuck in there. Is there even any sort of mental training that goes into your jobs? Do they just pick up any old schmuck that doesn't have the attention span of a goldfish and can operate an automatic?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanSolaire and his mighty butler
"Ah, but judging from the number of you, it appears you are the missing ones."
"-the laser doesn't affect him. at all- Oh my. You appear to have gone delusional. Do not fear. The operation is painless..."
He begins his approach.
Machine
"UGH."
Karagna
"-snap- SHUT UP! I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU THE MOMENT I SEEN YOU! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

This is a facility containing highly dangerous and potentially world dooming objects and beings, and you're telling me that it's UNDERSTAFFED?!
Do you honestly expect me to buy that?!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean