I'm a Doctor. I can help. Let me out, and I'll treat that.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Fen
just for your backtalk the entire facility explodes
Echo... echo... echo...
Hyde
"Eh, I think I'll be fine. For one, your in there, and secondly, I've got a machine gun."
Anna
The boxes are not there. And I don't know what Crabcom is
Cloud
"N-no, they- they don't MAKE things here, they keep them locked up- or some shit, and if-if I could get out, I would have weeks ago! And- WHAT others?!"
Solaire
"'''-snore- snrk- Wa huh? Hello?"
Aven
"Standard protocol."
Doctor
"Yeah, no. We're on to your tricks, uh... Doctor's a stupid name, mind if we call you David?"
Biker
"Hold on, hold on! Jesus..."
Shinji, Biker, and Aven
The doors OPEN!
And there are now two heavily armed people in front of each of them
They all say something akin to "Alright, just come with us, and we'll begin the interview. Then you can run free, and be peachy keen."
Karkat
"I'm not supposed to give my name, but I can tell you that I am a licensed scientist. Now, uhhh... Who are you?"
You'll call me the same thing I call myself. I'm the Dcotor. And there's no tricks. No malice. I don't intend for any harm to any of you.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-The Crab Communicator can also place people on Speaker Crab
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YOU'VE JAILED ME WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHO THE HELL YOU'RE AFTER. REAL PROFESSIONAL, "LICENSED SCIENTIST." MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS, AND I'M PRESENTLY WONDERING WHAT THE REASONING IS FOR YOU "LICENSED SCIENTISTS" TO HAVE ME THROWN IN HERE WITH THIS HEAVING PILE OF GOD-KNOWS-WHAT.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanSolaire
"You're... in containment..."
Hyde
"Something I point at you, and you die."
Cloud
''Those guys? I dunno, I'm a goddamn labrat... They stuck amnesiacs in me, and now- now I don't even know who I am... As for we're we are... we're in containment. And you're supposed to eat me, or something."
Fen
...
Suddenly, a voice, harsh and cold, boomed from a speaker.
"What are you?"
Anna
No crabwatch
"Hey, cut that shit out! I'm playing with your crabwatch thing."
Aven, Shinji, and Biker
"-Biker- Yeah, try it. -grins-"
"-to Aven and Shinji- Locked up, like you. Difference is, unlike you, they're staying here. For a looooong time."
Doctor
"Doesn't matter, we're not authorized to do so."
"Fuck it, he knows what he's doing-"
"Dan, no-!"
The door opens automatically, and two guys are on the opposite end. One of them is bleeding from the arm.
"... Shit.
Karkat
"Well, the food there was a test. We thought it'd be a sort of gourmet. Of course, judging by your actions, it's clear that that is not the case. And besides, I wasn't told your name. I was supposed to see if you are willing to speak peacefully."
OH. BECAUSE I'M "SOME SORT OF AN ALIEN", YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FINE TO FEED ME SUBSTANDARD BARKBEAST FOOD? AND HEADS UP, ANYBODY WORTH THE SKULL SITTING ON THEIR SHOULDERS WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO EAT SOMETHING SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM UNLESS THEY WERE LITERALLY STARVING THEIR SELF INTO HOLLOWED OUT SHELL.
I'LL SPEAK PEACEFULLY THE MOMENT I GET THE ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS.
edited 15th Feb '14 6:29:37 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOh, so it's a pistol.
One of those types of weapon. I've seen a fair few firearms on the streets of London, you know.
So- well, I'd say manly, but you're not a man at all.
Hell- I don't know why you're even guarding me if you're so confident I can't escape.
And if I did right now- do you really think you'd react in time?
You're standing something like... Oh, shall we say a foot from the door?
The door gives me enough of some resemblance of cover, lets say.
Then It may take a few steps before I'm right in your face.
So- you might want a friend there, as a bit of advice.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Oh no, not more sleeping and snoring...
-Pounds on the door-
Hello!