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-Tells the story of his assault on the Traveller after he killed Ray and abducted Joshua, and going up against thousands of mounted cavalry and besting their leader in a one-on-one duel even with him on a horse, and how they stormed the mansion and thought up a plan with Boris to get Joshua back and defeat the Traveller, and how he killed the god he had become, and rescued Joshua's soul after he had been killed and brought him back and offered the Traveller's soul in its place and sealed Chzo away-
-And Cloud knew the name of the King-
-Starts out enthusiastic, but starts noticeably leaving parts out of the middle, and by the end he just looks sad-
edited 13th Feb '14 7:47:24 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-For the next few hours while Cassie cooks, he alternates between eating his fish and telling stories-
-He tells stories about vampires, and how he met a nice man named Lancelot, and how they were best friends and talked to each other about all sorts of things, and then there were vampires, and an ancient evil vampire called Crimson Moon trying to drill to the centre of all universes, and how he was a vampire for a little bit, and how he got possessed and mind-assaulted, and and how he stopped him and saved everything ever. And it's incredibly obvious he's leaving a lot out here, given how the drill to the centre of the universes suddenly for no reason at all short circuited and started destroying universes, killing countless trillions. Whoops. Although considering what he left in, such as a lovely bit about him tearing apart and cannibalising a few people (hey, turns out Aven wasn't joking), it's probably best left unknown. After saving all these worlds, Lancelot promises to never give up on him no matter what-
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-Goes quiet for a moment, after this, since Lancelot isn't exactly here anymore-
-Then starts telling the next story, which I need to type and I don't want to get ninja'd again-
edited 13th Feb '14 8:09:26 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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