-coughs immediately- Kkk- You didn't tell me you had a friend!
I have lots of friends.
-Grin-
-punches him in the stomach, barreling over-
-knee to the chin-
-is now on the floor, slightly bloodied, hissing with pain-
Your turn, pal. Or shall we give 'im a chance?
edited 8th Feb '14 6:33:19 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postAGH- OW- FUCK- KNOCK IT- OUCH- FUCKER.
-Grabs Ragna's wrist and holds it in a vice grip-
-Glares at him and Anna-
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHAT FAULTY PART OF YOUR BRAINS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ASSAULTING SOMEBODY WHILE THEY'RE HITTING IT UP IN DOWNTOWN SNOOZEVILLE.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-coughing-
-drags him to his feet- Al right, mate.
We're going to let you swing a punch.
C'mon, you can't be done yet, tough guy.
-holding his chest- N-no... I- don't want to-
Come on you coward! Hit me! Or him. -gestures to Biker-
Y'know, you've got two options here. Because if you try and run, I'll break your legs.
A-and if I...
We'll only beat you until you're unconscious.
So either you don't walk, or you take a nice nap in this alleyway here.
If you're lucky, no-one else will pick up on you as you lay here bruised.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI'M SORRY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SNORING WARRANTED A BRUTAL SMACK DOWN ON THE INNOCENT SLEEPER'S FACE?!
DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT SOMEBODY TO JUST, I DUNNO, STOP SNORING OUT OF THE BLUE?! SNORING IS NOT A CONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTION, YOU MAGGOT-BRAINED, FACE CRIPPLING APE! IF YOU WANTED ME TO STOP SNORING, THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF EFFORT NEEDED WAS TO NUDGE- MAYBE EVEN SHAKE ME A BIT! IN ORDER TO WAKE ME UP, TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON, AND THEN MAYBE I'D VACATE THE PREMISES INTO A MORE CLOSED AND CONFINED SPACE! WAS THERE A LEAP OF LOGIC INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS DECISION, OR ARE YOU NATURALLY JUST THAT STUPID?
edited 8th Feb '14 6:49:18 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Alright. What's our plan?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI