Fen? What is it?
-One of the Romans walks up to Gary-
You disrespect a member of the Imperial Legions?
Sometime tomorrow. They are gathering their strength as we speak. The omens don't bare well. A bright star of the sky fell into the cursed forest, it's light swallowed by the blackness. It bides our destruction in the face of this horde.
Cloud? A name from the sky.
-The Bear Sark still doesn't say a word, or even shift in his seat-
Our omens are good. A bright light from above shined down upon us late last night. You should have seen it. Like a falling star, into the forest.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Yes, it is interesting.
Great! Once they come over here, they'll see that we're neutral and the Romans will let us go and we'll be free.
-Stops in his tracks-
Oh... whoops.
-Looks at his psychic paper-
We're not neutral. We're officially part of the Roman Empire, and everyone in this town thinks that.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?That was how we avoided stays in prison. This paper here is psychic, it appears how I want it to appear. And... well, I used it to convince the Romans we were on their side, with the recommendation from Suetonius himself, leader of the Romans and enemy of anything Celt. So... that's going to complicate this "prisoner exchange."
-Aaaaand pause again. Sorry-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?She is busy at this moment. Drawing up her plan of attack.
With your complexion, I'd wager you were here from the lands across the eastern sea. The frosty, mountainous regions.
Right... complicated problems need complicated solutions. We need a plan for how to deal with this, while keeping both sides from slicing us up.
You should know better. If I were to report you to the Centurion, he would have you severely punished.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-The Bear Sark finally speaks-
Why are you here?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Travellers into a land of war on the eve of battle. Why?
I'd be there too, but my little scouting operation only turned up you and your friends, so I have nothing to offer.
The psychic paper just shows them something, it doesn't warp their minds to believe it. It has its limits. If they don't believe us, they'll assume we're guilty of treasonous forgery.
Perhaps you'll find a better place to settle on the isles?
edited 10th Jan '14 4:18:27 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I didn't break anything, did I?
When the Romans turn tail and leave us in peace, things will be better than ever. Got this for my wife. You think she'll like it?
-Shows him the head of a Roman he was keeping in a bag-
Okay, think...
edited 10th Jan '14 4:21:33 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

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