AND I'M TELLING YOU, THAT IF THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR CAN SELL WELL, THE THRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR CAN SELL EQUALLY AS FINE. IT'S AN EYE-OPENER FOR MULTICULTRALISM, ALL BOUND TOGETHER THROUGH A RECURRING FIGURE IN BOTH OF OUR SOCIETIES!
...FINE, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IGNORANT FUCKWAD, THEN I HAVE SOME ACTUAL, RELATE-ABLE HUMAN MOVIES I CAN OFFER.
edited 20th Dec '13 3:29:58 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Several human romcoms, a few forks, a couple dining room chairs, a whole couch, and a couple bewildered clerks later-
-Karkat walks away with enough money to purchase what he was going to get [REDACTED]-
-Sets off to finally do his Christmas shopping-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Doc is off doing who knows what at one of the stores-
-Scooting around the aisles for the perfect gift-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Sells souls for money, uses money to buy things-
So you're sure this is really high-level?
-The fat shopkeep nods-
Thank you then, sir!
-The shopkeep smiles and gestures to the door-
Good day, then!
-The shopkeerp bids him a nice day, he then pets his dalmatian and tends to his potted plant-
-Solaire takes a stroll around town-
edited 20th Dec '13 5:45:07 PM by eldritchseer

-FOUR HOURS OF SIGN TWIRLING LATER-
-Karkat has scrounged up about $40-
-Realizes this is not nearly enough money to afford what he intended to get [REDACTED]-
-Charges into a place where he can sell the stuff in his sylladex with a stern refusal to take no for an answer-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean