-Gets to his feet and looks out a window-
AWWW, SHIT. IT JUST COULDN'T BE A NORMAL QUAKE.
-Takes out Homes Smell Ya Later and stomps outside-
-Looks up at the obelisk to yell at it-
HEY, YOU! TAKE YOUR HUMONGOUS, SKY PIERCING STRUCTURE SOMEWHERE ELSE, WE'RE OFF DUTY RIGHT NOW. THIS IS A UNION ALLOTTED BREAK TIME, SO IF YOU HAVE ANY INCLINATIONS TO HURT, MAIM, OR OTHERWISE TERRORIZE US AND THRUST US HEADLONG INTO A STEAMING PILE OF HORSESHIT, KINDLY FUCK OFF!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-the obelisk responds to Karkat by spitting out this thing-
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-Stares at the obelisk-
-Takes out his screwdriver, now imbued with a SONIC UPGRADE and scans it-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?It's a transport. An inter dimensional ship. It used CUT tech to navigate the macrocosm.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

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(Jostled by the quake. Scoops Kevin up and tries to find a safe place.)
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