Yo yo yo, I'd like to order 3 large everythings, a pepsi, and a side of breadsticks. I live at (insert apartment address here) Hawthorne.
-Pulls away from the phone-
It was a freaked out bird with a cat ass. That thing was fuckin' huge.
I don't know, Kevin. Am I?
edited 21st Sep '13 8:32:54 PM by Higginbid
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?ABSOLUTELY NOT— HOLD ON.
-Turns on the TV and flips through the channels for something good to watch-
PIECE OF SHIT TELEVISION THESE DAYS. ANYWAY, IF I WAS INTERESTED IN FOLLOWING THE PATH OF THE ROCK HARD I WOULD DEFINITELY CONSULT YOU FIRST FOR SOMEBODY TO BUY FROM. I NEVER WILL BE, BUT JUST KNOW THAT.
BUT YEAH. SATURDAY, GONEZO. I SHOULD CHECK MY BROWSER HISTORY BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER GETTING OUT OF BED YESTERDAY.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanYou just said we don't have enough evidence?
How are we going to not figure anything else out if none of us are willing to do this?
...
Besides... I'm totally willing to go all the way with this.... I'm... I'm not a pansy no-
-Allison is punched out-
-Unconscious-
edited 21st Sep '13 8:41:49 PM by Tatsumar
DeerPizza Castle
(The guy takes a second to respond.)
What...? Uh, alright ma'am, will that be cash or credit?
(Makes a confused grunt on hearing Kevin yell.)
Phone call
Aw, duuude, that's a great idea. I'mma check mine real quick.
(Shuffles about and is silent for a second before typing noses are heard.)
Yeah, no history from yesterday on my end. You?
Apartment
(Glances at Solaire. Lookin' pretty disheveled and confused. Flinches at Kevin's outburst and gets up to restrain him.)
edited 21st Sep '13 8:42:36 PM by MobileLeprechaun
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Pizza Place
(Picks up.)
Pizza Castle, how may I help you?
Apartment
(Nods. Tries to think of things they could investigate. Is mostly just thinking wow why is this even happening.)
Phone
Hahahaha whoa, not just me? You sure you haven't been tryin' some shit out without lettin' me know first?
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