No, wait, it gets better.
I checked this fucking tunnel twice. First time? It wasn't sealed up at all. When I tried going through it, all this shit was blockading it. All sorts of shit. A steamroller, for chrissakes. Not only that, but a stranger comes out of fucking nowhere and starts trying to tell me off in this weird as fuck tone. I had to hop the steamroller and tried to get through on foot. Next thing I know? I wake up at the tow station. No car ride, no head injury, I was running through a tunnel, then all of a sudden I was just fucking there. And when I head back? Boom, invincible brick wall. Even rampaging car-proof. Not a sign of construction work there, it was like it's been there for years.
edited 24th Aug '13 10:46:53 PM by MacDuffy
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This is not some serial criminal, or a vandal.
This is big. Unbelievably big.
There's no possible way a brick wall could be made so fast.
Why would the only tunnel leading out of town be closed down? The tunnel looked fine. There's no detours in or out, either....have you ever thought about that? About why our city...fuck, any city would be built that way? One way in, one way out?
....I don't think all that shit the first time was there for construction.
I'm....I'm starting to think it was a deterrent, to look like too much of an inconvenience, to dissuade people from taking the tunnel, from leaving.
Why is the only exit purposely designed to look impassable?
Why is this city's entire police department suddenly, for no reason, gone?
......Kid. I'm starting to think this plastic suburban lifestyle we all live is way more plastic than we once thought.
edited 24th Aug '13 11:03:30 PM by MacDuffy

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