Chemistry
Have a look at the diagram on the same page.
(MORE WORDS.)
(Tries to annotate his diagram to make the lecture tie in. Finds out that it's hard to write that tiny and still be legible.)
edited 30th Jul '13 12:00:56 AM by GlobsterAGoGo
and then they fricked in the booty...So where was I?....Oh, right.
As the walls came down and the Banditos began to swarm into town, the leader eyed a suspicious figure in the distance approaching them, naked to the waist, and wearing a patchwork mask.
With a snort and a spit, the leader asked the name of the man so bold to confront him.
"El Extremo," the man simply said.
Watching this amazing feat of human endurance, the townsfolk were inspired to fight back against the Bandito horde, lead by Extremo. In an overwhelming victory, the Banditos were forced back, and the town was saved.
Afterwards, the town held an annual anniversary of the feat, wherein townsfolk would dress up like bandits and run from a single man wearing Extremo's mask.
The priest, meanwhile, continued living a quiet, happy life of spiritual fulfillment, providing life lessons to depressed people. He spoke of his secret only on his deathbed.
-Is midway through another lecture regarding time dilation-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

-Head on desk, trying to think-
He can't just... I don't even... I'm going to fail this aren't I..?
-Tears up a bit, then deep breath-
No, he can't do this. He can't. Nope. Nope. Nope.
-Stands up-
S-sir?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.