-Travis and the Hobo's insane wrestling had destroyed the entire stadium-
-The two stand before each other-
-"YOU ARE STRONG....STRONGER THAN EVEN HAGGAR BEFORE YOU...."-
-"That sandwich is mine, old man. Let's finish this...."-
-"SO BE IT."-
-AND THEN HE TURNS INTO A DRAGON-
-AND TRAVIS TURNS INTO A TIGER-
-AND THEY COLLIDE DESTROYING THE PLANET THEY'RE ON-
-AND NOW THE TIGER AND THE DRAGON ARE HAVING AN AMAZING DRAGONBALL Z BATTLE IN SPACE OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING-
-Aw shit, KK, you accidentally made yourself dream about Charlie-
-Shit, what's this guy doing as a Juggalo?-
-Is he putting weed in pie?-
-You swear, you are going to tell him to get off that shit-
-He isn't listening, though-
-Charlie, goddammit-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

(Gordon's dream briefly shifts to something surreal involving alternate dimensions and creepy, briefcase-toting weirdos. It then turns school-related and involves late homework that doesn't even exist.)
and then they fricked in the booty