This is, without a doubt, the strangest thing I've ever done.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Let it be known that the two-man team who caught the Cross-State Pastry Thief was the Downsmith Bureau of Private Investigation.
.....
If you could get that name registered and licensed, that'd be awesome, too!
-Turns to the Doc.-
And you said we'd never get anywhere with this.
edited 24th Jul '13 1:38:51 AM by MacDuffy
thanks pent you gave me an opportunity to do this post before bed
CUTAWAY TO THE NEWS
"This just in! The Cross-State Cake Stealer, Dicks Duder, has been apprehended by two local heroes!"
Images of this guy
◊ and this guy -minus the beam katana-
◊ flash by
"These two shall be remembered for a very, very long time."
Can we... not mention this to anyone? At least for now?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Ugh, fine.
...
So... you're still moving in with me?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Ugh. We need to clear this up with the landlady. There's only one bedroom, so you'll have to sleep out here.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Alright. Maybe we'll catch her in a good mood.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Mr Touchdown and I were just talking about altering our living arrangements. We decided that it would be best if we doubled up and he moved in with me. Roommates. So we were just coming over to work out those arrangements.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

-Binds the hands of T-Rex Truther behind his back-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?