The Auditorium
Now, back to today's incident. It happened on such a scale and in an area of such little supervision that there is no feasible way to determine why exactly it occurred without relying on hearsay. I, for one, am not willing to play "he said, she said" with the lot of you, so your accounts of the incident are worthless. This means that all of you, every single one of you are as good as guilty...
...On the flipside, we cannot fairly punish all of you, since there very well may be some among you who did not participate in that senseless and improper act. Myself and my staff are, unfortunately, not omniscient, so there is no way to know for sure. For this reason, we will be forced to forgo disciplinary action for now, but we will also be forced to apply certain strictures. From now on, the cafeteria will be supervised with additional staff. Additionally, any and all students found to be involved in offenses of this nature will be immediately suspended. We will also be upping our enforcement with regard to lesser infractions. No matter how minor the offense is, if you are caught, you will be punished swiftly and appropriately. I hope none of you think that you can get by with things such as texting in class after being warned by an instructor or violating dress code without receiving detention, because you will be caught, and our standards will be enforced.
(Pause, glare.)
and then they fricked in the bootyThe Auditorium
(It's a good thing he didn't hear you, Allison. This guy means business.)
Students, whatever needs to be done to make it so, I will not have a repeat of what happened today. I hope that is understood by all of you. Teachers, I hope that you will be willing to help ensure that your students' conduct is in line with this institution's standards. If you catch any of your students misbehaving in any way, do not neglect to reprimand them appropriately.
With that said, you will all be excused in just a moment. However, this is not a free pass to spend the rest of your break lollygagging. I expect all of you to go back to the cafeteria and clean up the remainder of the mess you left there. After that, you are free to attend your other classes, but know this: We will be watching you.
Thank you.
edited 19th Jul '13 7:41:25 PM by GlobsterAGoGo
and then they fricked in the bootyThe Auditorium
(Is standing by the door, serving as an usher for the students.)
You heard the man, kids. Let's go get it cleaned up before class.
(Nods and begins heading that way, not pleased with the recent turn of events.)
Principal's Office
(Miss Green re-excuses Margaret from the principal's office to the cafeteria after getting a text about the game plan.)
Hope you like cleaning, 'cuz there's gonna be lots of it.
and then they fricked in the bootyYeah, it is. Jackass. -Leaves-
-Wordlessly gets up and heads to the cafeteria-
-to Allison- You're not s'posed to wear it anyway. You get in trouble for this basically every week since forever. Please don't give him a reason to kick you out this time.
Someone oughta show him...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOn the way to the Cafeteria
(Miss Green rolls her eyes at Margaret.) Tell that to the guy who heard you pipe up, kiddo.
(Kim hopes Kruger is hungry, 'cuz there's gonna be some floor goodies.)
Cleaning isn't the worst thing, but it still sucks that he had to get on our case like that.
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(At least there's still Physics to look forward to, right, Gordon?)
and then they fricked in the booty

-For once krugar glad he just a dog-
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