Now before we actually start class, I assigned you all a paper to do over the weekend to...
To...shit hold on, let me check.
-Flips through a textbook on his desk-
"Write a four-page paper on the history of the personal computer written entirely in C++ and in triplica-" the fuck? They make kids your age do this shit?
Jesus, I hate to see what you guys'll have to go through in college.
Well, anyway, I'm just going to assume like usual that none of you fuckheads actually did the assignment, and you can summarily raise my expectation of you by turning it in.
On my desk. Chop-chop.
The bell has rung. It is 8:00, a.m.
-Quickly puts his textbook away-
-Swallows-
-Takes his seat and nods hello to Cloud, who avoids looking at him-
-Mr. Nichols is standing there, waiting for her. Tessa is there as well, and looks visibly uncomfortable. And for good reason; Mr. Nichols is... weird. And creepy. Creepyweird-
...Good morning. -Stares at her closely and shuts the door behind her-
-Is waiting outside for them with a few tennis rackets. The other students complain about the heat-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistFucking tons. I've tried introducing myself with "KK" before and even then I get a ton of stupid fucking cracks about "what's it stand for" or "K-K...K?????"
Fucking idiots.
It's Hindu or some shit, by the way.
-is right along with the crowd complaining about the heat-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(and Peacock reaches her destination!)
(Peacock doesn't look at Mr Nichols and doesn't bother returning his Morning greeting)
Quit it with the stare Teach. You some kinda perv?
(throws the sack next to a table and takes a seat, with her legs on the desk and her hands behind her head)
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiOh, really then? I can't wait for the surprise. Hopefully, it won't end up looking like a hot mess again.
-Allison chuckles to himself before turning to Charlie-
-He puts on a smile, but holds onto his own hoodie as if he was going to flip it over himself out of embarrassment-
Nothing much, bro. -He sniffs Charlie- ... Don't tell me you did that this morning? We had a talk about this.
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DeerRight then. Let's not waste time.
-Goes through role call, quickly-
Okay, looks like you're all here. Glad to see Mr Touchdown didn't snap anyone in half on their way here.
We've finally wrapped up electromagnetism last session, but it took a little longer than any of us expected. A few poorly timed sick days on my part. Nonetheless, we'll be moving on to relativism. A favourite of mine.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Oh geez, time flies, I guess. Ahem. Good morning, class. If you didn't hear me before, we're going to talk about the citric acid cycle today. Flip your textbooks to page 306 and look at figure 4.3 for me, please.
(Does so, overshooting it and having to flip back.)
(The other students that actually brought their textbooks today do so as well.)
(Smiles sleepily at Allison.) Hey, gotta get waked up somehow, right? Coffee's like, vomit-flavored.
Dang, Charlie, you're not late today. Well, mornin' everyone. We're working with charcoal today, so if you brought yours, you can get it out. If not, that's totally fine, 'cause I brought extras. (Mr. Jones Smiles.)
Uhh... (Rummages, then grins and giggles.) Gonna need some, Teach.
(Smiles wryly.) I was thinking about you when I brought 'em, Charlie.
Ooh! There's the bell! First, we're gonna talk a little about what exactly improv is. Anyone care to explain?
(Zero hands are raised.)
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and then they fricked in the bootyYou know the score. Hit the ball. Imma go take care of paperwork. -Sneaks off to have a smoke-
My only intent is to... educate you. Please take your seat so we can... begin our unit on sentence structures.
-Makes a face when his back is turned-
-Max turns to Gohan- Do you get to beat people up and stuff? Like, in the movies?
-Merit leans over to Noel- Hi!
Um...
-Is paying rapt attention- Is there gonna be a lab?
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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Oh, nothing special, just a lecture on the citric acid cycle today. There was going to be a lab project today, but long story short, I'm missing some chemicals. (Mrs. Winters sighs.)
(Gordon seems a bit disappointed at this development, but nods.)
Hope you're all ready for group work today. We're going to be doing improv! (Beams.)
Ah, good to hear, kid. Well, I think you're all gonna enjoy what I've got planned for today.
(Kids file in, Charlie included. He sprawls out in a desk in the middle and glances at Allison. He smells like weed, as usual.)
'Sup? Had some fun last night.
and then they fricked in the booty