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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#94726: Jul 14th 2013 at 5:37:14 AM

-Noel is there-

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rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#94727: Jul 14th 2013 at 5:45:44 AM

-Jake was relevant all along-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94728: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:19:08 AM

-Karkat is staring down the corpse in the annex-

NOBODY'S GONNA MOVE IT UNLESS YOU DO. NOBODY'S GONNA LET NATURE DO ITS COURSE UNLESS YOU DO IT. FUCKING MAN UP AND MOVE THE GODDAMN CORPSE.

-starts dragging it out of the room-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#94729: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:26:02 AM

-watches Karkat drag the corpse-

Um...

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94730: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:28:48 AM

What? Never seen a guy dispose of a body?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#94731: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:30:16 AM

I mean...its not exactly...

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94732: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:32:28 AM

-Takes one look at the body and flees to the kitchen-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94733: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:32:44 AM

Y-yeah, I know it's fucking gross now, but if it was left sitting there I'm pretty goddamn sure it'd get even more fucking gross. Appearance-wise and smell-wise.

-raises an eyebrow at Cloud and excuses it as him being completely nuts-

-drags it outside and is moving towards the forest-

edited 14th Jul '13 7:33:19 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#94734: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:34:05 AM

O-okay then.

-looks over at Cloud-

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#94735: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:34:50 AM

(Karkat is greeted by Peacock, who begins strolling alongside him as he drags the corpse)

Still workin' your butt off I see.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94736: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:36:36 AM

I'm just getting rid of the shit that makes me uncomfortable. How the hell people stuck around in that decrepit old room without even trying to clean it or patch it up is beyond me.

Who the hell are you?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#94737: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:38:28 AM

(smacks forehead)

Good grief, I just realized I haven't even introduced myself yet!

Although it's probably cuz I didn't see the point.

But if you hafta know, it's Peacock.

(Avery pops up from Peacock's hat)

And Avery!

Pleased to meet ya, whatsyourface.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94738: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:39:15 AM

-Deep breaths-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94739: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:42:51 AM

Yeah, whatever. I'm Karkat.

-gets into the forest and leaves the body in the open-

-wipes his hands clean of anything that could have gotten on them-

And the deed is fucking done.

-starts heading back-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#94740: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:44:10 AM

Geez, settling for half done, eh Horns?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94741: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:45:10 AM

What do you mean half done? Am I supposed to do more than just leave it out in the open?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#94742: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:46:11 AM

Uhh, for starters, a burial?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#94743: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:47:19 AM

-looks around-

...this place is kind of dirty...

Tsubaki wouldn't like it...

I-I should...maybe....I might just mess it up...

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94744: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:48:41 AM

Why? Who buries bodies?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#94745: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:51:51 AM

...

Y'know, you're a real fruit. And I kinda like that.

But you gotta give the dead their respect at least. Double time if you're the one who did the deed. I should know.

(clears throat and claps twice)

(Avery drops out of Peacock's hat with a comically miniscule shovel)

On it!

(begins digging)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#94746: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:53:11 AM

N-No!

Tsubaki would yell at me for thinking like that...hehe...I can see her now....

-nods to herself and starts searching for Cleaning supplies-

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94747: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:54:36 AM

How is it respectful to them when you bury them? This schmuck might be long gone for anything to want to eat it or harvest its insides or some shit, but why not let it decompose out in the air in peace instead of muffling it under dirt?

-is clearly confused over the concept of burying the dead-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#94748: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:54:44 AM

-Sits on the couch-

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94749: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:56:46 AM

-Watches from a window-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#94750: Jul 14th 2013 at 7:58:01 AM

I'd call you crazy...

(takes a smoke)

(and puffs the smoke out her eye socket)

...but that'd be a teeny bit hypocritical. Think of it this way. We just think different.

(still digging, and making comically slow progress)

edited 14th Jul '13 7:58:14 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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