GRRR, UNCOMFORTABLE IS THE RIGHT WORD— WHO THE FUCK IS POKING MY GODDAMN HORNS?!
-sits up suddenly, glaring and growling around him-
...OH. OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I WAS DREAMING!!
-gets to his feet and kicks the floor-
THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! CALM IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT TO BE FEELING! I DON'T WANT TO BE THE FUCKING ROLLING OCEAN SPLASHING ALONG THE SHORELINE, I WANT TO BE, AND AM, A FUCKING TIDAL WAVE OF PURE EMOTIONAL RAGE CRASHING DOWN OVER ALL THE HIVES SITUATED ALONG THE COAST, WASHING AWAY WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY LEFT STREWN APART ON THEIR LAWNRINGS AND FORCING A TROLL AND THEIR LUSUS TO QUICKLY HOP INTO THE FUCKING SCUTTLEBUGGY IN A FUTILE EFFORT TO ESCAPE MY ONCOMING NATURAL DISASTER!!
IN SHORT, NO. I'M PISSED AND I WILL NOT CALM DOWN.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanMY PROBLEM IS THAT I'VE BEEN SUDDENLY SWEPT AWAY BY SOME ASSHOLE WHO DECIDED TO TAUNT MY AND SEVERAL OTHERS ABILITY TO STOP TOTAL UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION RIGHT BEFORE WE RECEIVED JUDGEMENT FOR A SHITTY DANCE ROUTINE WE WERE FORCED TO LEARN IN WHAT WAS AT LEAST A ONE HOUR SPAN FROM A FUCKING GOD THAT HELD ENOUGH INFLUENCE TO HELP ME AND A BUNCH OF OTHERS IN WHAT WAS APPARENTLY OUR FUCKING MISSION TO STOP SAID UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION.
IN SHORT AGAIN, I JUST GOT ROYALLY FUCKED BY SOME ASSHOLE AND LEFT BACK IN... THIS FUCKING ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION OTHER THAN THAT WE APPARENTLY SUCK GIANT LIZOBEAST BALLS.
-to the fox- AND STOP FUCKING SNIFFING ME, IS MY ASS A FUCKING CANDY TROVE OR WHAT?!
edited 11th Jul '13 2:24:14 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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