I'm goddamn aware that the fucking dance-off is today, why do you think I asked if we still didn't have anything!
-pinches the bridge of his nose-
How the fuck was I supposed to remember that completely nonsensical "dance" that we practiced a total of one single time?? All I remember was doing some weird shit with my legs or something.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanYes. Because when we're showing off for a fucking god, we want to awe and bedazzle it with the mighty creativeness and imagination an improvised, on the spot dance can provide.
...that actually doesn't sound half bad in retrospect, but I'd rather not take that chance when a lot is riding on the line here.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWe haven't much time. We need to figure out how this dance-off is going to be structured. Whether they'll choose the songs or not.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Optimism is good. A degree of certainty is better.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

-stands up and stretches out-
Hnnngh, fuck. We still don't have anything, do we?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean