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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91776: Jun 19th 2013 at 4:07:08 PM

... Fuck.

I'm on my fucking tea-break. Okay!? I'll explain some shit in a moment. -nom, Bacon-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91777: Jun 19th 2013 at 4:08:17 PM

I'm not paying you to sit around and eat bacon!

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91778: Jun 19th 2013 at 4:09:28 PM

Hey- I'm not getting paid to sit around here period. Okay? Sheesh, you're a real fucking class-act Jerk.

I mean seriously, you're interrupting a guy whilst he's eating some motherfucking Bacon.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91779: Jun 19th 2013 at 4:11:51 PM

Fine, whatever. Take your time.

-decides to bide his time by practicing his knife-throwing skills-

-throws one at the door-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91780: Jun 19th 2013 at 6:24:40 PM

-taking his time, eating Bacon-

-finishes- Al right. So get this- fucking other universes.

Tonnes of them probably. I'm from one- that guy's -referring to Zach- probably from a different one. Hell. For all I goddamn know, this sofa is a block away originally from the tree that made the door you just threw your fucking knife into.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91782: Jun 19th 2013 at 8:28:43 PM

That's fucking retarded.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91783: Jun 19th 2013 at 8:31:37 PM

'Ey, don't look at me. I'm not a fucking expert. I heard that from someone.

You wanted a fucking explanation and you got one.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91784: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:42:42 PM

-There is a loud clattering in the attic-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91785: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:44:46 PM

Yeah, well...

...The fuck is that?

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91786: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:45:18 PM

-The ladder to the attic drops-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91787: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:47:35 PM

Yo, shut the hell up! People are trying to talk here!

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91788: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:52:35 PM

-No response-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91789: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:53:55 PM

Thank you.

-goes to push the attic ladder back up-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91790: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:54:32 PM

-A few bigass Scorpions crawl down the ladder-

edited 20th Jun '13 3:54:53 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91791: Jun 20th 2013 at 3:55:25 PM

-just calmly throws a knife at one before pulling out his cleaver-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91792: Jun 20th 2013 at 4:05:29 PM

-It get's splattered-

-And then a child screaming can be heard upstairs-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91793: Jun 20th 2013 at 4:09:35 PM

Probably dead by now.

-decides to go up anyways-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91794: Jun 20th 2013 at 4:11:06 PM

-There's no child-

-Just a metal box, and a simple projector-

edited 20th Jun '13 4:11:23 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91795: Jun 20th 2013 at 4:12:29 PM

-no harm done,then-

-turns to head back down-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91796: Jun 20th 2013 at 4:14:01 PM

-well okay then-

-he goes back down stairs-

-Bagul is disappoint-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91797: Jun 20th 2013 at 4:16:03 PM

That was weird.

...

-hacks at the scorpion with his cleaver a bit-

-just in case-

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#91798: Jun 21st 2013 at 7:10:59 PM

-Doop-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#91799: Jun 21st 2013 at 7:14:17 PM

-Is beside Alpha-

It would appear that our efforts to locate and protect Rock were not required.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91800: Jun 21st 2013 at 7:14:37 PM

-Alpha, how long's that girl been on the couch?-


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