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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91751: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:00:39 PM

You know what, fuck this. I just got done killing two cleaners who were hiring masked hitmen to slaughter the entire Russian Mafiya.

You wanna lock me up? Fuck you. I don't see any cops solving this shit.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91752: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:01:40 PM

'Ey, don't look at me mister fucking hotshot.

I'm not going to do shit. I legally kill people all the goddamn time.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91753: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:03:10 PM

Is that all?

Hm, honestly, I had you pegged as the kind of guy who kills his ex, or something suitably vice.

Come on now, Mr. Vigilante, I'm going to have to take you in now.

-He holds a small, cylindrical object in one hand, and a pair of hand cuffs in the other-

-Assumes the Sniper is some kind of military man-

edited 18th Jun '13 7:03:47 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91754: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:05:57 PM

-just pulls a goddamn meat cleaver out of his vest-

You really wanna do this? Huh?

edited 18th Jun '13 7:06:26 PM by thespacephantom

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91755: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:07:26 PM

-He then flicks the cylinder-

-Holy fuck he has a lightsaber-

Don't try me. Please.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91756: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:08:21 PM

... Well I'm fucking A-OK with what you two are fucking doing.

I'm just going to sit back here and let you on with your goddamn business.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91757: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:10:16 PM

-grabs a throwing knife from his vest in his off hand before backing up-

Last chance, asshole!

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91758: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:11:44 PM

Excuse me, but threatening a federal agent possibly isn't the best idea.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91759: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:15:16 PM

I'm not the one threatening someone with a lightsaber.

-no, you're the one threatening someone with a meat cleaver-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91760: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:16:49 PM

... You two really need to get some fucking guns.

-pulls out his SMG- Seriously, you know how easy it'd be to kill you guys?

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91761: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:17:00 PM

Two things, first and foremost, this is not a lightsaber, this is a Light Sword.

And secondly, you are threatening me with not only a meat clever, but a throwing knife.

Where do you get these wonderful toys, because the throwing knife looks expensive.

-Reaches for his holster and pulls out a magnum-

I do have a gun.

Why are you doing this, anyway?

edited 18th Jun '13 7:17:44 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91762: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:19:56 PM

Yeah, you know how easy it'd be to kill you?

-to Zach- It's not that expensive. I got three of them.

I'm doing this because you're trying to arrest me. Is that- isn't it obvious?

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91763: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:20:49 PM

I was talking to Benie over there.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91764: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:21:05 PM

I don't really fucking know. I die all the goddamn time. In fact I'm pretty sure killing me would just send me home. -puts his SMG back- Besides, I really don't give a fuck.

-to Zach- Me? Shits and giggles.

edited 18th Jun '13 7:21:30 PM by RegularDefender

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91765: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:22:57 PM

...

-okay, that's one less guy to worry about-

-wait, where's that music coming from?-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#91766: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:25:32 PM

Can someone please turn down that radio? I was never really into techno myself, I'm more a punk rock guy.

Anyway, I think I'll drop this for now. Mainly because I don't want to start something yet.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91767: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:26:37 PM

Great. You two just sort your shit out.

I'm going to eat some motherfucking bacon. -takes some cooked bacon out of his gun, and begins to eat-

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91768: Jun 18th 2013 at 7:31:14 PM

...

-reluctantly puts his weapons back inside his vest-

-the music changes as soon as he does that-

So tell me... where are we? This isn't Miami. It's too damn cold here...

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#91769: Jun 18th 2013 at 10:56:04 PM

Then some black and grey alien thing 'ported in.

"... Where am I?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91770: Jun 19th 2013 at 3:55:39 PM

Don't fucking ask me. Apparently it's some crossroads shit. -eating Bacon out of a gun-

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91771: Jun 19th 2013 at 3:58:09 PM

That's really not helpful.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91772: Jun 19th 2013 at 3:59:06 PM

Well no-one died to make me the fucking tour guide.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91773: Jun 19th 2013 at 4:00:51 PM

Alright. Where's the tour guide?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91774: Jun 19th 2013 at 4:01:50 PM

... How the hell should I fucking know!?

Seriously, I don't think this place really has a tour guide.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91775: Jun 19th 2013 at 4:04:46 PM

Oh, then that makes you the tour guide.

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