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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91451: Jun 14th 2013 at 8:55:13 AM

Found you.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#91452: Jun 14th 2013 at 8:57:01 AM

(Harry does not notice the surroundings changing)

(all the labcoat guys drop whatever the fuck they're doing and look at Sniper, presuming he's trying to act natural among them)

(Holly and Sniper may also catch a glimpse of Harry walking into the same room through another door)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91453: Jun 14th 2013 at 8:57:57 AM

Harry?!

-Tries to slip past the scientists and approach the machine holding the boy-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91454: Jun 14th 2013 at 8:58:38 AM

... This is the fucking, Coffee room right? 'Cause I'm from the fucking government and I'm shutting your shit down- and I want a cup of joe right now, nerds, before I kick your asses to next Tuesday.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#91455: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:00:01 AM

(they all just stare at the Sniper like he's some drunken asshole)

Sir, the coffee room's...over there. You just go out the door and ah...turn left.

(no one notices Holly or Harry)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91456: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:00:07 AM

-INVISIBLE FAIRY FACEPALM-

-Looks for any indication of WTF is going on with this machine-

edited 14th Jun '13 9:00:35 AM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91457: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:01:37 AM

... -fires his SMG into the air a few times- You really don't get it- I don't fucking need an actual cup of coffee to kick your asses.

Sheesh- I try to be fucking stylish and you all don't get it. -aims- Now who wants to be part of the "taking a bullet" initiative!?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#91458: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:03:35 AM

(and they all hit the floor at the sound of gunfire)

(no one wants to deal with that shit)

(yeah uh...Holly you ain't figuring this out)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91459: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:04:05 AM

Fixed, sorry

...

-blinks-

....

-tries to look as inconspicuous as a six-foot-nine man wearing a trenchcoat and carrying a staff can look-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91460: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:05:17 AM

>Holly: Look for important-looking scientist

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91461: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:05:41 AM

Great. Now I want one of you to free that kid- your fucking smelting experiment or whatever shit it is.

Someone goes wrong, they can have a bullet through the kneecap. Got it?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#91462: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:07:43 AM

(look for the oldest one Holly)

(that's usually the deal)

(some of the scientists look at each other)

(to free...or not to free?)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91463: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:08:19 AM

-Drags scientist to a corner nobody is looking at while Sniper distracts the others-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91464: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:08:23 AM

... I want it done today goddammit! -fires a bullet near one of their faces, deliberately missing-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91465: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:08:46 AM

...

-goes up to a random scientist-

Sorry, what is it you're doing here, exactly?

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91466: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:10:05 AM

HARRY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL CATCH YOU UP WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE!

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#91467: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:11:44 AM

(they scream and flinch in response to the shot)

(so Holly seemed to have randomly chosen one)

(whoopee)

P-p-please, hang on a second here...! What..?!

(random scientist that Harry turned to is currently too busy being shot at and whimpering to answer his question)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91468: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:13:14 AM

-Unshields and stares into his eyes-

-Yup, mesmer-

"Let that boy out. Now."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91469: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:13:21 AM

Come on, stop being a bunch of soft assholes and do what I say!

Keep your heads down- and one of you free your goddamn fucking experiment!

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#91470: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:14:13 AM

...Alright, no help there.

...

-goes to stand by the door-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#91471: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:15:35 AM

(yaaaay hypnotism!)

(head scientist dude's eyes go a little blank from the mesmer)

Let him out.

S-Sir! Are you sure about...

Just do it! Number 14 is of little consequence!

(one scientist hesitates a little, but eventually gets to work on a terminal)

(the machine starts opening up, wires falling, and the boy just drops out, flopping onto the ground, unconscious)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91472: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:16:07 AM

-Runs over to the boy to check on him-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91473: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:17:18 AM

Okay, so while one of my friends stands by the door, thanks Harry, You all keep your heads down and we can be really fucking civil while my friend Holly there- the short one- helps the kid.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#91474: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:17:52 AM

(he seems perfectly fine and healthy, just, y'know, unconscious)

(everyone else in the room is still hitting the floor)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91475: Jun 14th 2013 at 9:17:53 AM

Thanks for drawing attention to the elf, Sniper...

"Harry, pick him up. I can't."

edited 14th Jun '13 9:18:09 AM by Randomman5


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