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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91176: Jun 13th 2013 at 4:56:19 PM

I'd think not giving a damn's pretty fucking useful too. -shrugs- Yours?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91177: Jun 13th 2013 at 4:57:27 PM

"Hand-to-hand combat and magic."

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#91178: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:09:34 PM

-at the end of the Canyon the Tower seems much closer-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91180: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:10:51 PM

Great.

I'm relatively good at hand-to-hand too.

Not my specialty, but- eh. I mean put me next to an Assassin and I'm kinda hopeless if I can't get a hit.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#91181: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:12:16 PM

"Then we keep you in back during engagements."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91182: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:13:44 PM

Don't get me wrong- The Assassin's a tough bitch... kind of a mute too. If you ever meet her, tell her I said "Hi", she probably won't respond, but- eh... I've tried to get into her head before.

And what did I get?

A free ticket out the window! Jerk...

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91183: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:14:37 PM

-Quite obviously didn't listen to any of that-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91184: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:15:39 PM

... Well you're a fucking hoot at parties, aren't you?

Not even listening to me.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91185: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:17:55 PM

"Your story was irrelevant."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91186: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:20:40 PM

And?

We're not in a fucking combat situation yet- and this place is boring as shit.

Get used to some fucking small talk.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91187: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:22:11 PM

"...Is Sniper your real name or an alias?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91188: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:24:18 PM

Real name.

Believe it if you fucking want- but I'm kind of a clone.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#91189: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:25:48 PM

"Clone?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91190: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:28:35 PM

Yeah. 100% other people in one guy.

My genes are like- from five or more different fucking champions in shooting and MLG players.

I'm like- a fusion of them all. Goddammit.

Created by those lovely Execs of Monday Night Combat. For the sole purpose of killing other clones and shooting bots for the entertainment of a Crowd.

edited 13th Jun '13 5:28:48 PM by RegularDefender

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91191: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:29:20 PM

"An amalgam of different people?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91192: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:32:16 PM

Kinda?

I have all their genes, yeah.

I'm my own self though- you fucking know?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91193: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:34:52 PM

"I think I understand, yes."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91194: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:36:11 PM

Terrific.

-kicks back on the sofa, resting his feet-

Any other questions?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#91195: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:37:16 PM

"No."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91196: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:38:33 PM

Great.

-starts day-dreaming-

By the way- if we happen to be taken to my world for whatever fucking reason- when a girl named Artemis offers to cook you French Cuisine. Don't fucking eat it.

Seriously.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91197: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:39:37 PM

"Why?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#91198: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:42:29 PM

Because she's a fucking cannibal and will try to feed you liver roasted in brains as a "culinary experiment".

Trust me- I've fucking been there.

Oh- and don't bring up her arm like you're offended, it's mutated the fuck out of- but it's cool- she's an Outlander.

She's got serious skills with a bow and arrow.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#91199: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:43:25 PM

"Duly noted."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#91200: Jun 13th 2013 at 5:45:16 PM

Great.

-still daydreaming-

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