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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89326: Jun 4th 2013 at 8:54:31 PM

"Correspondence?"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89327: Jun 4th 2013 at 8:56:32 PM

I'm not quite sure myself.

They say it's a series of confidential negotiations between the Masters and a devil of some note. They say it comprises the billets-doux written by Jack-of-Smiles to the Traitor Empress. They say it's the letter the Pope wrote, the one without which Rome would have been the Fourth City. They say if you read it your eyes boil and your hair turns the white of old ice. They say it's written on slate in the blood of poisoned bats.

They say it's the language the bats speak. They say the Snuffer wrote it on the outside walls of New Newgate. They say the the Topsy King learnt it, and that's why you can never understand a bloody word he says.

They say it's the mathematics of Hell. They say it's the geography of Time. They say it was invented wholesale by a honey-sipper sitting giggling in a cramped and filthy room on Hollow Street, and it's been driving gullible scholars insane ever since.

They say only the Brass Embassy knows.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#89328: Jun 4th 2013 at 8:57:22 PM

"...Are you high?"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89329: Jun 4th 2013 at 8:58:24 PM

No, I haven't indulged in Laudanum for some time since I ended up being accused of eating three diamond rings.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#89330: Jun 4th 2013 at 8:58:57 PM

"Why the hell...?"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89331: Jun 4th 2013 at 8:59:39 PM

Long story, I was at a ball, there was wine, honey, and rich people.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89332: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:00:01 PM

"I'll take your word for it."

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89333: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:01:12 PM

Good.

Best not to ask how I got into a dispute with a Master over the nobility of cheese...

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89334: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:02:06 PM

"Okay, now I want to hear that one."

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89335: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:03:13 PM

You don't.

It ended with three men being driven mad, and a fourth falling of a balcony.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89336: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:03:38 PM

"...How?"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89337: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:05:19 PM

We went to dark topics to attempt to prove whether cheese is worthy of representation from the Masters.

-Coughs into a handkerchief-

Dark topics.

edited 4th Jun '13 9:05:39 PM by eldritchseer

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89338: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:05:58 PM

"Mud Men...I'll never understand you..."

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#89339: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:06:06 PM

...What.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89340: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:07:43 PM

Including a certain number of candles, an argument proposed by the Northbound Parliamentarian, who happened to be there at the time.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#89341: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:08:57 PM

... Is everyone else in London on drugs?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89342: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:09:01 PM

"...So, Harry. Do Mud Men wizards have a Book?"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
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#89343: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:10:16 PM

No, most are merely insane to a small extent.

-Coughs into his handkerchief-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#89344: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:19:35 PM

Not really. Most wizards do magic their own way. There's the same underlying principles, but there isn't a book saying "this is how you throw fireballs" or anything.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89345: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:20:02 PM

"I meant laws."

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
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#89346: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:23:43 PM

Oh! Yeah, we have the Laws of Magic. The White Council came up with them, and you're pretty much screwed if you break them.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89347: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:24:50 PM

"What are the laws?"

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#89348: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:30:58 PM

Basically, don't kill people with magic, don't transform others with magic, don't get inside someone's head with magic, don't mind control someone with magic, don't be a necromancer, don't time travel, and stay the hell away from the Outer Gates.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
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#89349: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:31:42 PM

"The fairy laws are a little similar. We don't kill other fairies and we don't mesmer each other, either."

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
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#89350: Jun 4th 2013 at 9:42:48 PM

That's easier to remember, definitely.

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