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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88877: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:25:26 PM

-did not expect that-

Gah! D—n!

-drops the gun-


   Tough luck.   

-starts sprinting like a madman-

-is catching up to him-


-pulls out a pocketwatch and taps it-


-the other devils are just sort of getting sliced to ribbons by Cthulhu-

edited 3rd Jun '13 6:25:49 PM by thespacephantom

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88878: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:26:21 PM

...

-stops suddenly and attempts to use his body to trip the devil up-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88879: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:26:28 PM

-Oh god-

-He mentioned goats-

-And his mother-

-And- OH GOD NO!-

-He the finishes, and gasps for breath-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88880: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:26:33 PM

-Grabs the gun and aims it at him-

"You look like a Mud Man and you're about as smart as one, too."

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#88881: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:26:52 PM

"... Am I a hero now, Narrator?"

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88882: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:28:59 PM

-The devil seems to have been anticipating that. He tackles the Time Traveler to the ground.-


-the devil smiles and nods before punching Clairence in the throat-

Nobody says that about my aunt.


... -grins nervously- But I'm not, am I? He is. He's your enemy. Shoot him. -points at Harry-

Oh, freaking come on. You're trying that crap?


Nope. You're just killing dudes.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88883: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:29:53 PM

"The People don't kill for no reason. Not even Mud Men. Nice try."

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#88885: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:30:42 PM

"But I'm doing it for a cause!"

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88886: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:31:03 PM

But he's human! You know how they are! Scum, backstabbing... He'll shoot you the moment he gets a chance!

-Harry just rolls his eyes-


What's the matter? Sorrow-spider got your tongue?


Yeah, that helps. Still, come talk to me when you've performed, like, a self-sacrificing act of martyrdom, or something like that. Maybe rescue a kitten.

edited 3rd Jun '13 6:31:56 PM by thespacephantom

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88887: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:32:00 PM

-Artemis Fowl flashbacks-

-Looks unsure-

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88888: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:32:23 PM

No.

But I'VE GOT YOUR EYES!

-Tries to gouge his eyes with his thumbs-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88889: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:32:56 PM

Yes, yes... -nods twice- He's a monster! They all are! And, furthermore-

-lunges for the gun-


   Wha- AAAAAHHH!   

edited 3rd Jun '13 6:33:18 PM by thespacephantom

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88890: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:33:14 PM

-is tackled-

-the Time Traveler was expecting that-

-however he poorly placed the magnum, so instead of the devil's head where it was going to go-

-it's in the devil's crotch-

Uhh... You want me to shoot?

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88891: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:34:20 PM

-the seven-foot tall devil just sort of stares blankly at the Time Traveler-

-he gets up-

-pulls the Time Traveler to his feet-

-even dusts him off a bit-

Your friends probably need help.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88892: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:34:24 PM

-Shoots him-

-With the Neutrino-

-"Crisped to a cinder"-

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88893: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:35:10 PM

-And the he grabs his fallen cane, and bashes him in the temple with it-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88894: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:35:46 PM

... Sudden change of heart.

... I'd ask what the deal was but-

Yes... I should probably help.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88895: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:35:57 PM

-is shot-

-blinks twice-

This isn't ov-

-collapses-


-is knocked to the goddamn ground-

   MY EYES! MY EYES!   

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#88896: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:36:01 PM

"... Where the hell am I gonna find a endangered cat in this hole?"

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88897: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:37:02 PM

-Picks up the devil's gun and walks over to Harry-

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88898: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:37:03 PM

-Goes to fetch his bowler hat from the Confident Devil's burnt body-

-Dusts it off, and calmly walks over the now blinded devil-

Sorry about that.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88899: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:40:02 PM

It was just an idea, dude!


...Dammit. I didn't even see him. I'm sorry.


   I DON'T HAVE ANY EYES NOW!   


-the seven-foot-tall devil nods once-

edited 3rd Jun '13 6:40:13 PM by thespacephantom

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88900: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:41:20 PM

... Well- be seeing you.

-starts walking back-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

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