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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88851: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:02:17 PM

"What the hell is going on in here?!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88852: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:02:49 PM

-aim that gun, Time Traveler-

-this is the moment where you're a hero!-

-and... you only loaded three bullets didn't you-

-click-

-yes, you did-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#88853: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:03:00 PM

Cthulhu is now randomly swinging his sword at any baddies.

"HERO TIME! WHOO!"

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88854: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:03:02 PM

Crap! -grabs the spider and quickly glances around for a devil to throw it at-

-sees the Confident Devil with his huge-ass hunting knife-

...Hey! Bowie! Catch!

-throws the spider right at his face-

-one of the devils grabs Cthulhu by the tentacles-

edited 3rd Jun '13 6:03:28 PM by thespacephantom

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88855: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:04:23 PM

-The Spider drops the eye-

   WH- AAAAAAAAAAAH!   

-It the takes out his other eye-

-He lands on the floor-

   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!   

-Sir Clairence gets up, and takes the spider-

Let's go!

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88856: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:04:49 PM

-Flicks Neutrino to "Crisped to a cinder" (second-highest setting)-

-Aims at Confident Devil-

-Fires-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88857: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:05:46 PM

Well- it's clear that I'm not particularly good here...

-stands behind the combatants-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88858: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:06:26 PM

   UGH... GRUH.... ARGH!   

-The Confident Devil is shot with the neutrino-

-Ohh... that's gotta hurt-

-Sir Clairence is trying to run out of the front door-

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#88859: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:07:46 PM

"Oh god damn it, it's ALWAYS the face!"

He tries to hit that specific Devil with Insanity Strike, which will, well, drive him insane.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88860: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:09:49 PM

-Holly is suddenly grabbed in a chokehold-

Hello again, Holly.


THE FISHES! THE FISHES AND THE NUMBERS ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME- AND THEY'RE ALL FUNDED BY THE WISE-MAN COMMITTEE! THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GET IT PAST ME! THEY THOUGHT WRONG!

-yeah, I think he's crazy now-

-another devil clotheslines Clairence as he runs out the door-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88861: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:10:48 PM

"Nngh! What?!"

-Tries to kick the guy-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88862: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:11:39 PM

-just tries to slip out of any available window-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88863: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:11:41 PM

-Clairence tries to kick him in the crotch-

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#88864: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:12:46 PM

Then Cthulhu tried to decapitate that same Devil.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88865: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:13:02 PM

-is kicked-

Ha! Very good. That's cute. But it's getting late, isn't it? We've had enough fun for the evening, haven't we?

-he puts his derringer to her head-

-Harry sees them-

...You son of a bitch. -goes for his revolver-

-which the Time Traveler has right now-

-whoops-


-the Devil just takes the kick-

   My great-aunt could kick better than that!   


THE CASKETS! THEY'RE ALL A CONSPIRACY! BY THE- -decapitated-

edited 3rd Jun '13 6:14:10 PM by thespacephantom

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88866: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:14:10 PM

-Tries the mesmer again-

"Let go. Now."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88867: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:15:27 PM

-leg it down the street, Time Traveler!-

-don't look back!-

-oh wait, you don't know how to get out of the hole do you-

... This is a problem.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88868: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:17:38 PM

Of course! It didn't work last time, why not try it again?!

By the way, any sudden movements, and she dies.

...Bastard.

Quite.


-the seven-foot-tall devil climbs out the window and starts chasing the Time-Traveler-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88869: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:18:16 PM

-Starts reaching for the flashbang again-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88870: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:18:35 PM

-looks behind him-

Oh heavens, look at the time.

-runs some more-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88871: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:18:43 PM

-Sir Clairence channels a side of himself only seen once before-

YOUR GREAT AUNT DID C———N WITH THE K——-N IN THE R—-M, SHE WAS A TOTAL T—T NAY, A C—T!

-He continues to spit vile phrases and vicious insults-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88872: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:22:51 PM

-the devil just thumbs back the hammer on the derringer-

...You're dead. Do you hear me? You're dead if you pull that trigger.

Mm-hmm. Sure.


-the seven-foot-devil just picks up a cobblestone off of the street and throws it at the Time Traveler-


-the devil patiently waits for Clairence to finish-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88873: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:23:40 PM

"..."

-Tries to headbutt him-

-Is wearing a reinforced LEP helmet-

-Ow-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88874: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:24:08 PM

-it goes past his head-

Look, can't you just accept that I'm routed!?

I'm sure the others back there are far more harming than I am!

I even had objections to this plan!

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88875: Jun 3rd 2013 at 6:24:10 PM

-This is horrible-

-What the hell-

-He just keeps going-

-Children shouldn't hear this stuff-

-At all-

-In any way-


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