What, you got a list? Forzare!
-The devil is hit right between the eyes. He crumples to the floor as another is sent flying twenty feet.-
Probably not here. Let's go!
-The orchestra takes this moment to strike up a rather dramatic tune.-
Well.
I was going to get to my machine, travel into the past and cause a paradox because that's certainly better than this pickle and-
Did i mention I'm inexperienced with firearms?
-still holding the revolver- So I'm rather dangerous if I may say so.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postOh, my. I'm shaking, I'm-
-Is stabbed in the gut. Glances down, as if he doesn't fully register it.-
...
-swings the Time Traveler at Clairence-
-The devils are just getting shot up. Apparently that one devil was the only one who had a gun.-
Ventas servitas!
-and now the devils at the front are being blown across the hall by a gust of wind.-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIAlpha-Program, are you experiencing low morale?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

We humans have a little thing called "hypothetical questions." They're fun, you should try them sometime.
-decides to just open a random door-
-it is the door to the ballroom-
-which is packed with people-
...Oh. Crap.
-a devil steps up and smirks-
Looks like we've got some other thieves. We can't have that, can we?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI