So we're essentially Robin Hood? I guess that makes murdering two honest-working guards all the better!
I never heard in the tales of the Sheriff of Nottingham going "I really need to hire more Guards, because The Merrymen kept killing all the people that protect people from criminals and wildlife!"
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWe have no sight of the tower. We have no sense of direction without the major landmark. We calculate a drop in organic morale.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?... -the Time Traveler looks around-
... I know what it looks like- but I saw this man having trouble and I decided to assist him.
Honestly, I didn't know the jars weren't his and-
I'd appreciate it if you just turned your head, let me get going and maybe you could- well- let us go?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI've been waiting to see who'd steal from Hell.
Now, I'll offer you a deal of sorts.
Testify to the Infernal Officials, and I'll advocate for a lesser punishment.
-Sir Clairence just looks at Cthulhu-
-The Confident Devil laughs-
By the way, I thought I would be out for longer, deal's off.
edited 3rd Jun '13 4:37:23 PM by eldritchseer

-Begins putting the souls in his satchel-
It's more highly risky philanthropy