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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88751: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:11:50 PM

-Begins putting the souls in his satchel-

It's more highly risky philanthropy

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88752: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:14:04 PM

So we're essentially Robin Hood? I guess that makes murdering two honest-working guards all the better!

I never heard in the tales of the Sheriff of Nottingham going "I really need to hire more Guards, because The Merrymen kept killing all the people that protect people from criminals and wildlife!"

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88753: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:15:22 PM

The problem is, they're not honest good people! The just stabbed a man and dragged him off for going to the wrong door, and they steal innocent souls!

-Keeps shoveling the souls into the satchel-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88754: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:17:26 PM

Well. Maybe the man was suspicious. But all-right. It's like the Sheriff is a bonafide Lucifer... I guess I'm okay with our proceedings then.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#88755: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:19:43 PM

...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88756: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:19:54 PM

-Enters the door (or tries to)-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88757: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:20:33 PM

-opening the door-

-and-

-It's a furnace. The door leads to a furnace.-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#88758: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:20:51 PM

We have no sight of the tower. We have no sense of direction without the major landmark. We calculate a drop in organic morale.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88759: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:21:12 PM

O_O

"D'Arvit!"

-Slams the door-

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88760: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:21:59 PM

-As Clairence shovels another jar into his satchel, a soft, nasally voice comes from the corner-

   Ahem.   

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88761: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:23:03 PM

-There are voices behind you, Holly.-

What the hell-

A furnace! I saw it, it was a furnace! Let me go!

Shut up!

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88762: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:24:58 PM

... -the Time Traveler looks around-

... I know what it looks like- but I saw this man having trouble and I decided to assist him.

Honestly, I didn't know the jars weren't his and-

I'd appreciate it if you just turned your head, let me get going and maybe you could- well- let us go?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88763: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:25:05 PM

-Tries to shoot the guy forcing the people towards the door-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88764: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:27:55 PM

Argh!

-he falls to the floor. The other man runs to Holly-

Thank... thank you so much! I-I knew the devils were ruthless, but... but this...

Are you with the church? Yes, you must be. My thanks!

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88765: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:28:10 PM

-In the corner, there is a Confident Devil with his feet on his desk, with his face in The Magazine Formerly Known as The London Magazine-

-He puts it down-

   Oh, if only it were that easy.   

-He smirks, and stands up, adjusting his bowler hat-

H-he's wearing my d—n hat!

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88766: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:30:08 PM

-Clutches her stomach, realizing she's in a human dwelling, visible, with no invitation-

"No...outside...gotta get outside..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88767: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:30:27 PM

... I think the fact we've been discovered rather unbalances the need to get your hat back...

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88768: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:31:19 PM

But it was a gift...

   Hello there! It is my pleasure to finally meet you!   

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88769: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:32:21 PM

... I don't think I'm that influential- but I don't think you're talking to me, so what I'm saying is rather a moot point...

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88770: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:33:18 PM

-the society man grabs her shoulder-

I know. The devils, they're bastards. I know that now. Come on, we have to tell the others!

-runs outside, too preoccupied with the thought of being a hero to notice that Holly's an elf-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#88771: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:34:11 PM

-Runs out, shielding the second she gets outside-

"Way too close..."

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#88772: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:35:23 PM

"Oh yeah by the way, I'm totes gonna betray you guys right about now."

Cthulhu clears his not-throat-

"So, um, guards, there are a few baddies here. Kill them all, and make me a hero for telling you."

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#88773: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:36:15 PM

   I've been waiting to see who'd steal from Hell.   

   Now, I'll offer you a deal of sorts.   

   Testify to the Infernal Officials, and I'll advocate for a lesser punishment.   

-Sir Clairence just looks at Cthulhu-

-The Confident Devil laughs-

   By the way, I thought I would be out for longer, deal's off.   

edited 3rd Jun '13 4:37:23 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#88774: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:36:21 PM

-Holly might see the man in the finely-pressed suit watching her.-

-His eyes... aren't normal human eyes. They look as if they've got hellfire in them.-

Interesting trick. -smirks a bit-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#88775: Jun 3rd 2013 at 4:36:25 PM

... You know I had this inherent feeling that maybe trusting the weird Eldritch Horror for a discreet mission was a terrible idea...

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