NW
-John looks at Cloud, somewhat concerned before continuing.-
First, before we discuss strategies, I think we should both explain how we got here.
Do you want to begin, or shall I?
SA
-Stanton is silent for a few seconds.-
Gigolo, what are we looking at he-
-Suddenly, a great roaring voice splits the sky.-
HUMANS! LET FEAR GRIP YOU, FOR THIS IS THE DAY THAT YOUR ARMIES FALL! WITH MINE OWN HAMMER, I HAVE SMOTE ONE ARMY ALREADY.
BUT THIS IS NO HONOURABLE COMBAT! THIS IS MERE SLAUGHTER, WITH NONE OF THE CHALLENGES OF TRUE COMBAT!
THUSLY, I CHALLENGE YOU HUMANITY! SEND ME YOUR STRONGEST WARRIORS, AND I SHALT FACE THEM IN HONOURABLE COMBAT! IF YOU CAN BEST ME, I WILL RETURN FROM WHENCE I CAME, FEASTING IN THE HALLS OF ODIN AS I WAIT FOR RAGNAROK!
IF I WIN, THEN YOUR WORLD DIES.
YOU HAVE 2 DAYS.
... We can hear that from 800 klicks?!
...
Huhuhuhuhu...
-AAAAH. Guys, I know it's hard waiting and I'm slow and I'm sorry. But please, try to slow down a little bit.-
edited 26th Apr '13 3:29:55 PM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.-Hears the challenge-
...
Not it.
edited 2nd Apr '13 5:58:52 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Ragnarok. End of times in Norse mythology. And the hammer... well, the most obvious one that comes to mind is Mjolnir.
Whoever is orchestrating the end of the world is trying to exploit our myths - misinformation.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Pyro I am so very very very very sorry for this but-
>Haseo:Activate Ham Mode!
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIITH!
Okay, so, the threat staring us in the face has the power to redirect a nuclear weapon straight at others with no harm to himself.
Great!
Just let me rev my shit up too, I'll go along to wherever the hell that's gonna be too.
Where the hell are people going to go for this bullshittery anyway?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanSA
-Stanton turns to look at Gigolo sharply.-
Hahahahahaha... oh my, isn't this a lovely family reunion!
Loki, I swear that if you had something to do with th-
Oh don't worry Stanton... I had nothing to do with this... my half-brother showed up of his own accord.
I will say this though... none of you are a match for him. The most you could possibly hope to do is delay him while he enjoys the fight.
I know you don't like him... help us. You've fought him b-
No.
... What?
My brother is physically stronger than even I... but he is a buffoon, and easily fooled.
Loki you son of a bitch, no matter how stupid he is, he's still going to slaughter us all unless you help!
Now, now Stanton... there's no need for nasty names. I have questionable parentage, it's true, but a bitch is not among them. Besides, Thor was not the only god that recently emerged...
What?
If you petition your cause to Shiva... he may help you. Of course, he won't help you in time... unless someone stalls Thor...
... What can we offer to him that will make us help?
I'll get to that later... for now, you need to round up your champions!
-Haseo is suddenly surrounded by men with guns.-
What the-
NW
Okay... so... I work with the police in this city, although not many people know it.
edited 2nd Apr '13 6:21:00 PM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.

Hope he dies first. Im trying to work out a way to fight that thing
They can't for the life of them understand why nobody liked being ruled by a group of manic depressive demigods - 4chan