You're calling it crazy, but when you're suddenly in need of a fresh pair of clothes after taking a hike through rain and mud or what have you, I will be off to the side wearing a totally dry set of clothes, lavishing in the comfort it gives me.
I apply this "no less than five of" rule to a few other things, such as computers.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-There are no vibrations barring the voices
Yes... indeed you are... there aren't many people who can hide from any sight...
And you're not alone either, are you..? Yes... I can smell them. They're nearby, and not all of them are normal either, are they?
...
I could use men and women like you...
-His voice is incredibly smooth and cultured, but at the same time it is firm. It seems to exude an aura of charisma.-
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Oh, nothing much... I would just have you answer to my call. Fight my enemies, if that is your capability...
You might not believe it, but I despise seeing valueable life go to waste... you are far greater than most people... this ability of yours proves it.
Not everyone is created equal. Everyone knows this in their hearts. The uncultured, weak masses rely on others to help them. They are a drain on those superior to them, and yet they are still treated equally. They do not deserve this respect.
I can help you achieve your goals... your potential. You are greater than the masses... come, join me.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.-the feeling subsides-
Well! Since you asked!
-proceeds to name off a bunch of things very quickly, things like "maggot repellent", "slime cleaner", "horn polisher', "grub sauce", "rainbow drinker distractions", and "citizen cans" are among the things that you could catch-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-what's the least you can do, Karkat?-
-aha-
-switches out the clothes he's wearing... for exactly the same looking clothes-
-only cleaner and less smelly-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean