Okay...
-Relists the names.-
-Gaah I need more people online.-
In a bank, New Wasington...
Oh I'm sorry. Does my outfit disturb you?
Sorry... I just don't get many clowns in costume here. So... what may I help you with?
I'd like to remove some money from your bank.
Okay... First of all may I have a name?
You don't have a name?! Oh I'm so sorry... you must have had horrible parents.
No sit, I mea-
I will call you... Dead.
Huh?
Oh, it's a very common name where I come from. Practically everyone's dead there!
Right, well anyway sir... May I have your name?
Oh. Rather forward, aren't we?
What? Look. Sir, if you're not going to be serious-
Oh no no, do go on. I'm sorry. I really do need to take that money.
Right... Well, I'll start with the size of the transaction and work from there. How much do you intend to take out?
All of it.
... Huh?
Oh, I'm sorry... no wonder there's been all this confusion! I've been terribly vague, haven't I now?
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
-The teller looks at the jester's smiling face and slowly realises that he's serious. He looks around. There are no bystanders stepping forward this time...-
... Okay. Don't you mean, "Or I'll kill you?"
-The jester's terrible grin widens.-
No.
edited 9th Mar '13 3:00:45 PM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.-Jokes are not problems at all. You're too nervous Random.
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I... well... look, we just finished running from demons that were trying to kill us. While I have met relatively friendly demons before... they are a rarity, and it is still very odd even do. I am sorry... it just momentarily jarred me.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.INDEED SPAZ.
Come now Trip, he just wants to kill the world and everyone in it! How can you deny such a likeable guy?
I know, Marno. It was less of her appearance and more of the act that we just escaped from demons. Besides, I have already admitted my error.
edited 9th Mar '13 3:04:51 PM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.

I want to go to Washington too.
edited 9th Mar '13 2:39:26 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!