"-to Elisa, on subject of puns- Well, you just gotta grin and bear with it!"
-colorful language man-
-shit's starting to seep into my normal talking-
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN FOREST, WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BE HEARING SOMEBODY SCRAPING AWAY AT A FUCKING TREE? IT'S NOT EVEN A SAW I'M USING, IT'S A SICKLE. YOU CUT AWAY TALL GRASS WITH THEM. IT WAS DIFFERENT WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING ENGINE POINT, THAT SHIT IS LOUD AS HELL, AND CAN PROBABLY BE HEARD OUTSIDE OF THIS EXPANSIVE TALL BRUSH. BUT WITH A SICKLE, OF ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING TOOLS AT THE COMMON MAN'S DISPOSAL, A SICKLE IS PROBABLY ON THE LIST OF THE LEAST NUMBER OF THINGS TO ATTRACT SOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN FOREST.
edited 6th Mar '13 7:21:31 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-has a look of "I FUCKING WON THERE." and continues to thresh the shit out of a tree-
-he could probably topple it at any given moment-
-but that would be dumb-
-so he's just threshing away at a bunch of trees around the room (but not trees that are likely to fall on the room because that would also be dumb)-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(MEANWHILE, ON A NEARBY ROOFTOP OUTSIDE THE CAFE)
(Bladewolf is laying down and resting his systems)
(then some pesky bug assholes land on him)
(scratches his non existent ears)
Odd. I had not been initially programmed with canine tendencies. I wonder if Sunny.....
(ponders)
No. Idea dismissed. There is little possibility of Sunny tampering with my programming in such a minute manner.
...
...right?
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

(Feels around under the table for chewed gum)
(let's see)
(one)
(two)
(four)
(Proceeds to scrape it off)
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?