In my investigations into the occult, I discovered a multiple references to a certain prophecy. Even in the Messian and Gaian cults, who famously oppose each other, this prophecy is mentioned multiple times.
Ordinarily, I would ascribe this to mere coincidence. However, this prophecy is unique in several factors... firstly, despite being originally written in ancient mesopotamian, when translated into English... it rhymes. Perfectly.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Secondly, this prophecy has predicted several historical events with unerring accuracy. Included among these is the rise of Hitler, and the end of the Cold War. These events are not hidden within prose or metaphor, but are directly stated, with references to geographical locations, political figures, and famous battles.
... Recently, I was able to infiltrate the Gaian cult and steal a small part of the prophecy.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.

-Rennor watches and enters relevant mode-
-He also starts to record the video with his omnitool-
edited 23rd Feb '13 11:03:24 PM by thespacephantom
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