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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#77751: Feb 21st 2013 at 4:50:06 PM

-tries hard not to call Marno Maryes-

Alright, let's come to an understanding here. I've had to deal with a bunch of future-past time travel conversations that are enough to make my brain fry into a smoking husk all in a fucking month. From this point on, I just take extreme measures when it comes to not fucking over anything when it comes to timeline talk, alright!

I honestly forgot about the noncanon thing, but sure! Let's make it only canon to Karkat!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#77752: Feb 21st 2013 at 4:50:24 PM

...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#77753: Feb 21st 2013 at 4:50:50 PM

I'm not delirious, I'm an engineer!

Maybe you could rebuild your equipment? I can help with that! Do you have the blueprints on you?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#77754: Feb 21st 2013 at 4:51:00 PM

   "Okay, jeez, calm down."   

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#77755: Feb 21st 2013 at 4:52:37 PM

... No. All my written work is with my luggage.

I didn't carry any of my work with me.

And I sincerely doubt you're an engineer.

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#77756: Feb 21st 2013 at 4:59:24 PM

-grumbles about something and goes back to typing something on his computer-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#77757: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:05:53 PM

Hey, quarians are the best engineers you'll ever find! And that's a fact!

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#77758: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:06:19 PM

   "Whatcha typin' shouty?"   

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#77759: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:08:10 PM

... I don't even know what a "Quarian" is.

Some sort of new country found? Thought the whole world was mapped already...

-comes up outside the room finally-

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#77760: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:09:09 PM

No, I'm not from Earth! I'm not even a human at all! Like I said, I'm a quarian!

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#77761: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:10:27 PM

...

-turns for a better view- Oh.

So you are. -turns back, takes a moment- Interesting situation...

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#77762: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:11:46 PM

I'm touching base with my friends on that meteor in space, if I'm going to be gone for a while, then they should know that I'm gone.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#77763: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:12:42 PM

"That's good. Let them know you're safe, right?"

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#77764: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:14:47 PM

Still don't think I'm an engineer?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#77765: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:16:13 PM

Well, I haven't seen any signs of qualifications, or work you've done.

So, not really.

Also, you're probably just in the engineering corps of the military.

Explains the shotgun a little. If you said you were a farmer I might've believed you.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#77766: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:17:01 PM

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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#77767: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:18:32 PM

Yeah. Sure.

-clickety-clack-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#77768: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:18:58 PM

You're half right. I'm not in the military, I'm a mercenary! A highly trained one, too!

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#77769: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:19:46 PM

What's the first rule when dealing with a client?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#77770: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:21:23 PM

...

-goes inside- I still don't believe you by the way.

Words are subjective things. I can't know whether you tell the truth or you exaggerate it.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#77771: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:22:31 PM

I... I don't know, I don't deal with the clients, I just keep the combat mechs maintained!

I'm telling the truth! See, look! Could I have a combat drone if I wasn't an engineer?

-sends out a combat drone-

His name's Boo. Say hello!

edited 21st Feb '13 5:24:03 PM by thespacephantom

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#77772: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:24:17 PM

...Okay.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#77773: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:25:34 PM

...So, what is the first rule when dealing with a client?

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#77774: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:25:58 PM

...

Let me put my point in another way.

If I held a pitchfork, that does not make me a farmer.

The item does not make the profession necessarily.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#77775: Feb 21st 2013 at 5:27:26 PM

Don't bluff about your skills.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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