-Karkat looks 15-
-eyes them all warily-
... -clears his throat- Karkat. Karkat Vantas. Where the hell is this and when the hell is this?
-scoops her up in a hug with the joy of a thousand stampeding Yoshis-
I am filled with relief beyond that which my mask can contain!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-scans around eye-ing everyone-
Ugh, great. A room in the middle of nowhere instead of a meteor hauling ass through space, great.
What's up is me asking you lot how the hell I go back to it. The meteor in space, I mean.
Oh... you have the sympathy of a thousand sea warriors with you. Where did you all go? I left for a moment to seek a city with which would contain groceries of sort, and you all vanished into thin air when I came back. Not even a little "Going out" note was left! mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Of course I'm not a demon, demons look a hell of a lot more dangerous looking than I do. I'm, from all of your perspectives most likely, an outer space alien, oooooh.
-puts up his hands and waves them in a mock menacingly fashion-
What I was doing on the meteor was riding it of course. Consider it my spaceship. Only it's a fucking meteor and I don't have any control over where it's going.
So... you opened the front door and you all were wisked away to another adventure? Sounds dandy! Minus the losses part... say, did Alpha come back with you all? You must have succeeded in coming back with the young man, right? mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

"Uh, hey. My name is Sagi. Who are you?"