...I already explained why.
-For those of you who weren't listening/there, Cloud's brain blah blah the Calamity technobabble memories so on and so forth he's a living infinitely rewriteable USB drive with a lot of storage space and that's why they wanted him. Come on, this was a plot point earlier. It wasn't that long ago-
edited 9th Feb '13 11:34:25 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistAnother clone, yeah.
Do you really want me to spoil the surprise? -Grins-
-Sits there-
That thing where they were trapped in the other universe only in reverse. He opened it by snapping. Just in case you were curious.
edited 9th Feb '13 11:54:46 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist... Doctor... you're a Time Lord clone... you understand that the success rate for duplicating that kind of genetic complexity isn't on your side.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I'd suspected much of this was fake the more I learned, but I'd nev—
-Sees Clone!Cloud die and rushes to his side-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Is he...?
-Is dead and shit. What is it about Clouds and schedules always getting messed up so they don't fucking die when they're supposed to?-
-Locks himself in a bathroom on the fifth floor and has a very, very quiet panic attack. Hur hur, it's funny because all your brother figures/closest friends hate you! :3-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistRight then, so another batch of clone-paints. Only this time ones that remain constant over days...
-Resumes pacing-
Let's see, what else did we encounter that was most likely fake...
-Pacepacepacepace-
Cloud's already confirmed the sword and the phone and the keys...
-Pacepacepacepace-
That entire bit about "Government bioweapon" and "Terrorist group holding things to ransom for said weapon" was likely a fiction as well...
-Pacepacestop-
How likely is it that figuring these things out is going to help us kill the clown?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Forget TOME. TOME's just an unlucky bystander. A nearby speaker grille for someone's om-com.
...They wanted to study self. I know why they used me. It's not important...
edited 9th Feb '13 11:30:07 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist