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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#71551: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:32:02 AM

The point of this is to not look conspicuous. Besides, what am I supposed to say to my wife when I show up at the door after being gone all night with a pimp? Let alone Marcy...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
thestonedog78 Princess Warlock from from deep space Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Princess Warlock
#71552: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:34:01 AM

"Well you had one hell of a night"

-Mat looks so out of place here-

They can't for the life of them understand why nobody liked being ruled by a group of manic depressive demigods - 4chan
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#71553: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:36:43 AM

-there's a very much less conspicuous black trench coat laying near the Major's stuff-

-you know just in case-

edited 6th Feb '13 9:37:03 AM by StrawberrytheSecond

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#71554: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:37:26 AM

Then it's confirmation that they still have their memories of you.

edited 6th Feb '13 10:13:05 AM by MacDuffy

thestonedog78 Princess Warlock from from deep space Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Princess Warlock
#71555: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:39:51 AM

-Mat grabs the coat-

"Ok"

-put the bow down-

They can't for the life of them understand why nobody liked being ruled by a group of manic depressive demigods - 4chan
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#71556: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:43:38 AM

So she can break up with me.

No. Absolutely not. Put the coat on.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#71557: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:44:36 AM

"You're also showing up with a ninja."

edited 6th Feb '13 9:59:43 AM by Randomman5

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#71558: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:46:06 AM

Oh, relax. We'll explain everything when we find her.

Or she finds us.

Besides, if we get questioned, I have the perfect cover.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#71559: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:48:20 AM

"And that cover is?"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#71561: Feb 6th 2013 at 9:55:11 AM

-would groan at this-

-the coat is calling you Aven-

-you know you want to put it on-

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#71562: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:05:47 AM

-psh naw-

-this coat is cozy-

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#71563: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:39:00 AM

...If you fuck this up for me, I'll kill you. I can do that now, and apparently it doesn't mean anything.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#71564: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:40:29 AM

"No. It does. You don't take a life if you don't have a reason. Learn that now."

edited 6th Feb '13 10:40:41 AM by Randomman5

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#71565: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:42:01 AM

I'm sure your wife is a reasonable woman.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#71566: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:43:50 AM

Not for me, apparently.

-to Aven- And I'm sure you're a selfish, immature prick.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#71567: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:45:26 AM

"If you kill someone unprovoked, I'll put an end to you. I don't care who or what you are."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#71568: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:45:34 AM

You wound me, David!

Would you like it better if I took off the hat?

edited 6th Feb '13 10:45:50 AM by MacDuffy

StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#71569: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:47:40 AM

-comes back down stairs-

What's keeping you guys?

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#71570: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:48:19 AM

-This is just a side comment, but the pimp outfit may not be a very good idea, considering what city you are (supposedly) in. I must have missed it the first time, but that definitely would have raised a few red flags-

It wouldn't be unprovoked. It would be if my wife decides to divorce me after I show up after being gone with a pimp.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#71571: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:49:41 AM

"That is not a reason to kill someone."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#71572: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:53:07 AM

-alright alright-

Alright, then.

-He takes off the hat and tosses it aside.-

See? Now I'm just a cold blind man.

edited 6th Feb '13 10:56:39 AM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#71573: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:54:47 AM

Isn't it? Everything's going to hell. I might not even be me. There are aliens running around. I might not even have a job anymore. If I lose them... well, no place let to go but up after that, right? Might as well take the offender with me.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#71574: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:57:52 AM

-Ryu suddenly has his Dragon Sword out-

"You kill no one who isn't a threat to you. Am. I. Clear?"

Hey, Ryu, remember that rookie ninja you killed with no provocation in the opening of Ninja Gaiden? Yeah, hindsight's a bitch. Then again, there's an explanation for that.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#71575: Feb 6th 2013 at 10:59:10 AM

That is an excellent cause for rage, David.

Now take that rage and use it on someone more deserving than little old me.

Like aliens!

edited 6th Feb '13 10:59:33 AM by MacDuffy


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