... Is there something on my face? Is that it?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Harry would almost certainly ruin the moment with a Douglas Adams reference if he was on the roof-
-He's still in the hotel room though-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIOn the contrary. This is about to go everywhere.
-Aven begins a long and drawn out lecture on the many uses of the towel: As a weapon, as a source of heat and electricity, as a mode of transportation, as a tool for bullfighting, as a tourniquet, as a stylish accessory, and many more.-
....And those are just the tangible. The real power of the towel is psychological.
edited 28th Jan '13 4:33:08 PM by MacDuffy
This conversation is over.
-Tries to get out of Aven's grip-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-The robot arm tightens its grip-
You see, Doctor. When a stranger sees you in possession of your towel, he automatically makes the assumption that you are also in possession of a toothbrush, toothpaste, washrag, soap, mouthwash, shaving kit, spare clothes, insect repellant, map, compass, ball of string, body armor, high-caliber weapon, magic sword, nuclear arsenal, and so on and so forth.
If a man has endured the breadth and length of the universe, and still remembers to keep his towel, he has remembered to keep everything. He is a force to be feared, respected, and depending on the culture, worshipped.
edited 28th Jan '13 4:45:19 PM by MacDuffy
-Stares at Aven
◊ like he's from another planet... which he actually is-
edited 28th Jan '13 4:44:07 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?In short, not only will this convince anyone you come across to give you anything they have that you have "lost," but your enemies will assume you are an armed-to-the-teeth, unfettered badass at all times, and will make no move against you.
You can also use it to dry yourself if you get wet.
edited 28th Jan '13 4:47:59 PM by MacDuffy

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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist