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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#66976: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:19:58 PM

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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#66977: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:20:27 PM

...

-wonder over to where aven may be at-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#66978: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:23:26 PM

...Well, yeah. You have eyes.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#66980: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:25:43 PM

What? No!

You think that's all you can do with a towel?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#66982: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:26:42 PM

-Ryu Hayabusa out of freakin' nowhere-

"Yes."

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#66983: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:26:48 PM

-Harry would almost certainly ruin the moment with a Douglas Adams reference if he was on the roof-

-He's still in the hotel room though-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#66984: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:28:35 PM

-Puts an arm around Doc's and Ryu's shoulders-

My friends, I don't think you quite understand the limitless power a towel possesses.

edited 28th Jan '13 4:29:30 PM by MacDuffy

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#66985: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:29:30 PM

-York goes back to the hotel room-

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#66987: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:31:16 PM

-sees York enter- How's it goin', agent?

edited 28th Jan '13 4:31:31 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#66988: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:32:05 PM

"Please, Aven, elaborate."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#66989: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:32:48 PM

On the contrary. This is about to go everywhere.

-Aven begins a long and drawn out lecture on the many uses of the towel: As a weapon, as a source of heat and electricity, as a mode of transportation, as a tool for bullfighting, as a tourniquet, as a stylish accessory, and many more.-

....And those are just the tangible. The real power of the towel is psychological.

edited 28th Jan '13 4:33:08 PM by MacDuffy

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#66990: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:34:18 PM

"Alright, I feel a bit out of my depth. Though."

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#66991: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:34:37 PM

This conversation is over.

-Tries to get out of Aven's grip-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#66992: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:37:17 PM

-Ryu has a spiritual realization-

"I need a towel."

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#66993: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:38:13 PM

Yeah, me too. Of course, I'm usually out of my depth 90% of the time, but that doesn't bother me much. Happens a lot in my line of work.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#66994: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:38:48 PM

-The robot arm tightens its grip-

You see, Doctor. When a stranger sees you in possession of your towel, he automatically makes the assumption that you are also in possession of a toothbrush, toothpaste, washrag, soap, mouthwash, shaving kit, spare clothes, insect repellant, map, compass, ball of string, body armor, high-caliber weapon, magic sword, nuclear arsenal, and so on and so forth.

If a man has endured the breadth and length of the universe, and still remembers to keep his towel, he has remembered to keep everything. He is a force to be feared, respected, and depending on the culture, worshipped.

edited 28th Jan '13 4:45:19 PM by MacDuffy

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#66995: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:38:59 PM

"What kind of things do you do, anyway?"

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#66996: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:40:25 PM

"I see, Aven. There certainly are a great number of advantages."

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#66997: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:40:45 PM

-looks at towel-

Cooooooool, so its like a cardboard box?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#66998: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:43:28 PM

-Stares at Aven like he's from another planet... which he actually is-

edited 28th Jan '13 4:44:07 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#66999: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:44:01 PM

...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#67000: Jan 28th 2013 at 4:47:18 PM

In short, not only will this convince anyone you come across to give you anything they have that you have "lost," but your enemies will assume you are an armed-to-the-teeth, unfettered badass at all times, and will make no move against you.

You can also use it to dry yourself if you get wet.

edited 28th Jan '13 4:47:59 PM by MacDuffy


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