:D
-Luigi picks it up wondering what it's doing lying around here-
-Luigi is struck with an impulse to wear it (like it'll actually conceal his identity or something pshh-
-he, however, recognizes that his nose probably won't fit through the hole-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-SORRY SAGI-
-MISTER BONES' WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS-
-EYAHAHAHAHA-
-The spider turns its head 180 degrees and begins spitting the purple slime at his attackers behind him, while still chasing Doc.-
-Suddenly, Luigi will hear a voice in his mind-
You! Hey, you!
edited 18th Dec '12 4:47:53 PM by MacDuffy
-Doesn't dare slow down. Does his best to dodge the goo, but stumbles and nearly hits a wall. Turns the corner and keeps running-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Is webbed on the legs. Drops Daisy and falls flat on his face-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Daisy! Run and hide!
-Unfortunately, the screwdriver doesn't do web-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

-Is trying to follow the Doc, starting to slow down...-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.