I don't normally complain in a restaurant, but it has been about 20 hours since I ordered my salmon risotto. It took about half that to get water.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Your salmon kind of exploded with the kitchen.
Which should actually be clean by now.
Hold up, lemmie get one of the other guys.
-Heads to the kitchen-
YO, PATTY.
"WHAT IS IT!?"
CUSTOMERS, BITCH.
-Patty
◊ immediately rockets out the door and in front of the group, a huge grin on his face-
"May I show you all to your table?"
-glances up-
Eheheh...
-hops into the air and suspends there for a bit aaaand... fails to do what he did last night, only kicking a ball of pure energy with not as much strength-
I don't actually remember what happens when you don't do a Super Strike correctly, but w/e.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-skids face first across the deck, peels himself off with a flattened face-
Mama mia...
-skitters to his feet and looks around for Zeff-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean