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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42176: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:10:35 AM

I missed that joke...

Well, for one, you haven't made any passes at my soul, assuming they exist. And this wine isn't goat blood.

Um, sure. -Points to some random thing on the menu- That.

Yes. He was awesome. He might have.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#42177: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:14:16 AM

HAHA, PUNS!

-With a wry smile.-

Would you prefer it if I did? The goats blood can be arranged.

Really, I'm not as bad as most people think. We have a common enemy... and so we're working together. It makes sense, and nobody has to give up their soul.

I'll be honest... I have no love for humans. But nor will I abandon you.

Yaaaaaaay.

-The waiter leans over. He has a skull for a head.-

Very good sir. The crocombouche it is.

edited 6th Dec '12 12:15:36 AM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42178: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:20:48 AM

-Jumps a bit- Uh, thanks.

No goats' blood, please.

-Stares at him suspiciously for a moment, then lets it pass- ...Is there anything else I should know to help him?

edited 14th Dec '14 2:51:26 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#42179: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:25:28 AM

-The waiter walks away.-

A wise choice. Goat's blood tastes terrible.

-Lucifer looks at Kirb sadly for a moment.-

I'm afraid not. I've told you all that I can about his predicament. Just make sure he doesn't hurt himself, or those around him.

Is there anything else you would like to know, or would you like to wake up?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42180: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:30:36 AM

...Is there a Heaven and Hell?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#42181: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:31:13 AM

Yes. There is.

Some people are also reincarnated, and there are punishments worse than those you would find in Hell.

edited 6th Dec '12 12:32:58 AM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42182: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:35:10 AM

-Sits there for a while in silence, considering this-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#42183: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:37:16 AM

-The waiter returns with Kirb's croquembouche.-

-Lucifer is eating pork.-

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42184: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:41:43 AM

-THAT FIEND! So unkosher...-

-Stuffs his face to block out all the uncomfortable thoughts he's having-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#42185: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:44:20 AM

-He is the devil Spaz... not even this is beyond his twisted ways.-

-The croquembouche is very sweet.-

-After a while, Lucifer speaks up.-

Is there something on your mind?

edited 6th Dec '12 12:53:36 AM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42186: Dec 6th 2012 at 12:53:25 AM

-Is quiet for a few moments-

...I never really believed in any of this stuff. Not much, anyway. I mean, I guess God created the universe and all — it had to come from somewhere, right? — but I never really bought into the whole... everything else.

-Pops another ball in his mouth, chews, and swallows- Now I'm doing all this, and it turns out all of it's real. Not just Heaven, and Hell, and God, and Satan... who is aparently some other guy... but aliens, and magic, and time travel, and monsters, and vampires, and powers, and whatever the Thousand Maws is, and we're somehow out of the game. And we're risking our lives, and we might die... we might even have to kill people.

And right now, I'm sitting at a table with Lucifer in a dream, talking about it all. TOME's not the only piece of tech that's been getting creepy glitches lately. TV, radio, the internet... weird transmissions have been getting picked up everywhere. And before, I didn't want to think about what it meant, but...

...So this is what the end is like.

edited 6th Dec '12 12:54:18 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#42187: Dec 6th 2012 at 1:03:56 AM

-Lucifer listens to him and nods.-

I can see where you're coming from. This must be hard for you, and for that I am truly sorry.

-He seems to be about to say something else, but then he pauses.-

But I see that we've run out of time. Soon you shall be regaining consciousness, and I would not want to worry your friends by keeping you here. So for now, I bid you farewell.

-Lucifer fades, as does the restaurant.-

-Pyro leaves.-

edited 6th Dec '12 1:05:15 AM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42188: Dec 6th 2012 at 1:09:12 AM

-Wakes up-

... -Rubs the back of his head, staring at his knees-

-Turns to look at Alpha, who has nodded off-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#42189: Dec 6th 2012 at 2:21:26 AM

.... -asleep-

- Sitting there -

StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#42190: Dec 6th 2012 at 5:03:13 AM

-was not asleep-

-watches Kirb-

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#42191: Dec 6th 2012 at 5:20:46 AM

   "Hey, Kirb, you missed the brain slug discussion. Helen threatened to eat me...that was weird..."   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42192: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:05:03 AM

Hm? Yeah. Weird... -Stares at Alpha-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#42193: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:06:35 AM

"Everything okay, Kirb?"

   "Don't worry, Sagi. You know he's fine until he starts pacing. Then things are serious."   

StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#42194: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:10:54 AM

-watching-

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42195: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:14:57 AM

...

-Watches Alpha-

He's hiding in the cake...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#42196: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:17:50 AM

   "The cake is a lie. Is that guy talking in his sleep again?"   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42197: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:27:38 AM

Yep....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#42198: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:28:59 AM

"Should we wake him up?"

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#42199: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:33:02 AM

-Nods and shakes him awake-

Hm? Oh, hi guys... did I miss anything?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#42200: Dec 6th 2012 at 7:36:17 AM

"You were talking in your sleep again."

   "Something about cake, I think."   


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