HAHA, PUNS!
-With a wry smile.-
Would you prefer it if I did? The goats blood can be arranged.
Really, I'm not as bad as most people think. We have a common enemy... and so we're working together. It makes sense, and nobody has to give up their soul.
I'll be honest... I have no love for humans. But nor will I abandon you.
Yaaaaaaay.
-The waiter leans over. He has a skull for a head.-
Very good sir. The crocombouche it is.
edited 6th Dec '12 12:15:36 AM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.-The waiter walks away.-
A wise choice. Goat's blood tastes terrible.
-Lucifer looks at Kirb sadly for a moment.-
I'm afraid not. I've told you all that I can about his predicament. Just make sure he doesn't hurt himself, or those around him.
Is there anything else you would like to know, or would you like to wake up?
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.-The waiter returns with Kirb's croquembouche
◊.-
-Lucifer is eating pork.-
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.-Is quiet for a few moments-
...I never really believed in any of this stuff. Not much, anyway. I mean, I guess God created the universe and all — it had to come from somewhere, right? — but I never really bought into the whole... everything else.
-Pops another ball in his mouth, chews, and swallows- Now I'm doing all this, and it turns out all of it's real. Not just Heaven, and Hell, and God, and Satan... who is aparently some other guy... but aliens, and magic, and time travel, and monsters, and vampires, and powers, and whatever the Thousand Maws is, and we're somehow out of the game. And we're risking our lives, and we might die... we might even have to kill people.
And right now, I'm sitting at a table with Lucifer in a dream, talking about it all. TOME's not the only piece of tech that's been getting creepy glitches lately. TV, radio, the internet... weird transmissions have been getting picked up everywhere. And before, I didn't want to think about what it meant, but...
...So this is what the end is like.
edited 6th Dec '12 12:54:18 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Lucifer listens to him and nods.-
I can see where you're coming from. This must be hard for you, and for that I am truly sorry.
-He seems to be about to say something else, but then he pauses.-
But I see that we've run out of time. Soon you shall be regaining consciousness, and I would not want to worry your friends by keeping you here. So for now, I bid you farewell.
-Lucifer fades, as does the restaurant.-
-Pyro leaves.-
edited 6th Dec '12 1:05:15 AM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.

I missed that joke...
Well, for one, you haven't made any passes at my soul, assuming they exist. And this wine isn't goat blood.
Um, sure. -Points to some random thing on the menu- That.
Yes. He was awesome.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistHe might have.