"Tell us, O Gunbringer!!"
I am afraid my time on this mortal plane grows short, and I must return to Gun Heaven on urgent business!
"Oh...I....I see..."
-the priest and the cultist look genuinely sad-
-awkward silence for a brief moment-
"D-do you need our help ascending?"
No no. You see, in order to ascend properly, I must shed this mortal form through death! And I am more and happy to do it myself.
-walks over to the edge of the dam and teeters, turning around and looking back at his cult one last time-
-the crowd is flooding the floor in Manly Tears-
GUNBRINGEEEEEEER!!!
I will never forget you, my Children! Farewell...
-closes his eyes, holds out his arms, and falls backward, plunging off the Dam-
I think that was the signal....
Oh, how sad. Our great leader has left us. Uh, now that we have been initiated, any chance we could get our stuff back?
-Idea-
Because my friends and I are off on a pilgrimage to spread the word about your great leader. In our flying room.
edited 26th Nov '12 7:00:30 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?You know, for a second there I thought you wouldn't have gotten the signal and I would have died.
-brushes himself off and gets back on his feet-
Now let's ditch these chumps. Where's your ship?
"...I am afraid I am only a spiritual leader, child! I have no say in such matters. However, if you'd like, you may take from us! We are a very charitable people."
ANYONE WANT MY LUNG I JUST COUGHED IT UP.
"I'LL TAKE IT."
edited 26th Nov '12 7:03:05 PM by MacDuffy
Tell you what, you give back some of our stuff, we let you keep the shoes. Most of our stuff is just swords and tools, anyway. No good guns on us, I'm afraid. The shoes are a much better choice.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Starts looking around the crowd in case one of them has his things-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

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(Nods at Kirb. Wonders if Nova Prospekt would fall into the category of "unusual" or "messed-up". Perks up at what Arcus says and writes to him.)
"I KNOW DAISY AND ALPHA. NEVER HEARD OF A 'DOCTOR', THOUGH. ARE THEY ALRIGHT?"
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