"Try getting attacked by Piranhas and try not bitch since you make it sound so easy then..."
Right on cue, the Orphnoch's stomach growls very audibly.
edited 20th Nov '12 7:57:56 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Mutsuki took only 10 seconds to finish up his first sandwich and then gave Hachiko a quizzical gaze.
"I thought you wanted to wring my neck?"
Mutsuki then looked at the pie, and tried to get the smell of cyanide or any toxic chemicals from it; only for him to detect no such scents...
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Mutsuki stared at Hachiko for a few more moments before shrugging and taking a bite out of the slice with a fork.
"It's good..."
He then took a few more bites.
edited 20th Nov '12 8:42:53 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Luigi fell on top of Mutsuki's head, flattening him into the couch and causing the fork he was holding to fly up into the air and fall pointy-end first towards Luigi's butt.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"Ooooggghhh..."
Mutsuki rolls off the couch and lands on a pained heap on the floor.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Mutsuki slowly gets up and looks at Luigi, still a bit out of it due to his brains getting scrambled by the plumber's body.
"Luigi? Luigi from Mario Bros...?"
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

Then you obviously didn't need my help, and you have nothing to bitch about.
Go eat your snack.