Well, your last name is Birdman, and you're paired up with a Phoenix! I wonder what that could mean about you two?
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...no, I don't know what that could mean about the two of us. Is it tragically coincidental bird theme naming?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean... >:X
Never mind, you two don't get it.
("What was there to get in the first place??? I bet she doesn't have a clue to what she was saying either.
Anyway! What's out here? Rocks, space dust... more rocks!
("I think she's underestimating the great lunar phenomena that is craters. Craters everywhere.")
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-puts a hand to his chin-
-oops wait his helmet's in the way it just impacts the surface-
...well, we're not the only one's here on the moon it seems... wonder if it'd be a good idea to try and talk back to them.
What would they be here for? Are they normal astronauts that have come to study moon rocks for some reason?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

No.
I spent four years in law school, I can certainly open a stupid door.
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